Trouble with the law

[Caveman]

Following on from the Brighton footballer in trouble thread, who's been in trouble with the old bill.

 

[REDLAND]

Caution for showing my bottom in public, Id rather not go into it though !!

 

[StevieV]

you thought the law? really reaaaaally??

 

[bhaexpress]

Most people know about me.

 

[Starry]

Arrested twice for attempting to enter a designated sporting arena under the influence of alcohol or some such silly charge. Both last season and anyone turning up to watch that drivel Leeds were serving up as football would have had to have been plastered to get through 90 minutes of it.

£80 fine the first time, £130 the second, both times carted off to sober up in the station, fined and released, no record though.

First time I wasn't even that drunk, had my boy with me and am not about to get completely paraletic with him there. |

 

[eastlondonseagull]

No, but Australian customs did mysteriously find 'high quantites of MDMA' in my luggage at Sydney airport. I shat myself.

 

[looney]

designated sporting arena under the influence of alcohol

Ive got one of them.

 

[tinx]

been cautioned for possession of various illegal substances, whilst travelling to Glastonbury.

 

[looney]

designated sporting arena under the influence of alcohol

Ive got one of them.

 

[Eddie the Seagull]

Been arrested twice in the UK:

1) For possesion of an offensive weapon (carving knife in my mates car) I got released without charge - the girl i was with was the daughter of the local Detective Inspector

2) For breaking into my own house! I spent a night in Crawley nick to sober up. I was released at 4am - Crawley is f***ing 25 miles from my house

*Tip - at Crawley nick, avoid the sausage stew

I had 4 Turkish coppers pull their guns on me at Dalaman airport - I had an ornamental pistol in my girlfriends case - they even made me fire it??! Quite unnerving with 4 guns pointed at me *parp*

Midnight Express anyone

 

[looney]

designated sporting arena under the influence of alcohol

Ive got one of them.

 

[Everest]

Caution for showing my bottom in public, Id rather not go into it though !!

I'd rather not go into your bottom either!

I'm an

 

[Cian]

Got shouted at severly in Slovak for being whatever their equivalent of Drunk in a Public Place is, got accused of being English, and got let off when I showed them my passport and attempted to apologise in Russian...

Wonder what they'd have done if I was English (it was during the period around the qualifiers that had riots at them, but nowhere actualy close timewise to them...)

 

[readingstockport]

As long as my arm, mainly for anti-hunt and similarly related activites, as well as a few after Conflict gigs back in the 80's.

 

[junior]

Im an


Had a few close shaves at football matches though.The last being Tottenham away this season

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Got frog-marched over to a police van in central China and fined 50p for smoking in the street. Despite the fact that all the Chinese around me were smoking

 

[fatbadger]

Many times, mainly for political things, and mainly in the UK. Have also had, ahem, 'run-ins' in the States, Uzbekistan, Czech Republic and Spain.

 

[lost in london]

Urinating in the street, apparently to the distress of passers by! £80

 

[bhaexpress]

Urinating in the street, apparently to the distress of passers by! £80

It has to be said, you're taking the piss.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

Walking home a bit wasted, didn't see the copper sitting on the junction and me and a couple of mates had nicked a proper fat old road sign and someone's plant pot. The old bill followed us, we didn't even realise until they pulled up to us and told us we could go and put them back or spend the night in the cell. Think we started to pretend we were deaf and then they got out of the car with a dog and started to get a bit knocky about it.

Nothing really bad but it was funny.

My housemates seem to like getting lifted by the coppers after being chucked out of Atlantis as well.