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Tom Cruise - the butt plug
- Thread starter Wozza
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Beach Hut
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"mission insertable" 
magoo
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I'm more surprised that Disney make sex toys!
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Pssst - I think it's a joke magoo. :thud:
Genius:
"The device at the bottom of this controversy is a 3-inch silicone statuette designed to be inserted into the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.
Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.
In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs."
"The device at the bottom of this controversy is a 3-inch silicone statuette designed to be inserted into the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.
Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.
In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs."
jonny.rainbow
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- Oct 29, 2005
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That would make a great secret santa pressie.
magoo
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Wozza said:
what's the point of a joke that could be entirely true?
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magoo said:
What?
magoo
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Wozza said:
i mean it's entirely plausible to me that Disney would have a secret subsidiary company making sex toys. or even BROTHELS!
Mendoza
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its a life size replica of him isnt it?
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magoo said:
Are you well?
magoo
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Wozza said:
Hung?
NMH
Banned
magoo said:
Too late magoo - might as well admit it - you got GOT!