toilet libraries

[alan partridge]

i, as i'm sure all nsc posters do, enjoy a spot of private time, reading on the toilet.

but what's your favourite restroom read?

at the moment i've got a john irving novel on the go, but i particularly like a selection of stuff like viz, footie related stuff, any magazine.

small reference works such as the meaning of liff are timeless classics too.

when i make my fortune i envisage a well stocked bookcase with an updated daily, magazine rack.

so , what do you reach for when you are about to crimp off a length?

 

[tinx]

I've got a pile of assorted mags, Four four twos, Uncut and Empire aminly

 

[Adams score 0]

I wait until the wife gets home.
She has a copy of the london standard.
Otherwise it is anything lying around(even the free papers).
I can never go without a paper.
Plus it helps,if you run out of bog tissue.

 

[Vinyl Richie]

my favourite is toliet tennis:

its when your sitting on the bog and to your left there is writing saying look right.......so you do
and on your right is writing saying look left

left right left right left right..........classic

 

[JEM]

Personally, I don't like to dwell in toilets, even my own.

In and out as quick as poss. A functional item.

 

[Braders]

striker !

 

[Vinyl Richie]

when I'm not playing toilet tennis the best reads are mens magazines (including geeking out at geek "batchelor pad" sections)

 

[Man of Harveys]

Viz magazines. Hundreds of them. And the Framley Examiner book.