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Johnny Byrne-The Greatest
A class of children are sitting in Godstone middle school having a lesson when the Teachers asks them "Can everybody in turn each tell me what football team they support". Adam starts by saying "I support Brighton Miss", next is Sarah who also says "I support Brighton As Well Miss". This continues all around the class, with every child saying that they support the mighty Brighton & Hove Albion. The last child in the class is spotty Johnny who when asked states "I support Manchester United Miss". The teacher is understandably pissed off with this answer so asks Johnny why he supports such a scummy team. Johnny answers "I support them because my Mum & Dad Support them miss". The teacher then replies with "Well, you dont have to go along with everything your Mum & Dad say Johnny. What if your Mum was a prostitute & your Dad was a drug dealer?". "Then" says little Johnny "I'd be A Crystal Palace fan" 
