today's BIG game - snakes and ladders

[alan partridge]

roll up roll up

due to the amount of cheating in most of the nsc based games, i give you the only cheatproof game we can play on the internet.

i have here a snakes and ladders board, you all know the rules, all we need is some players.

now, you can't actually see the board and bearing in mind that it is here, i will have to move your pieces for you.
also, seeing as you could quite easily lie about what number you threw on the dice, i'll have to do that for you aswell.

so, choose a colour, and i'll let you know who won directly

LET THE CHEATFREE FUN BEGIN!

colours available :

red
green
yellow
blue
black
brown

first come first serve

 

[Sonic]

Black please.

 

[alan partridge]

right you are

black = sonic

 

[alan partridge]

games starts 10am uk time

get a bit of prematch tension going

 

[Sonic]

What could I potentially win?
I have to go home to bed soon and am concerned that the excitement and anicipation of untold riches will disturb my much required slumber.

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

I'll have a yellow please Alan.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

10am is 6pm in Tokyo (where I am at the mo). At that stage I want to get drunk. Can't you change that time for us overseas Seagulls?

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

Blue .
Logging off in a couple of hours .
Will collect winnings tomorrow .

 

[Stumpy Tim]

okay - give me a brown then

 

[Legend]

Can I have Green please

 

[alan partridge]

what's all this talk of prizes? this is merely for the fun of playing the game.

i'm afraid if you can't be here you can't enjoy the thrill of the game so sorry maharajah of sydney, blue is still up for grabs

and any japanese entrants. no excuse. thats where i am

anyway

black = sonic
green= legend
brown=stumpy tim
yellow=tokyo seagull

any entrants not present at the field of conflict will forfeit their 'counter'

god this is exciting

 

[Shegull]

Put me down for a red please

 

[Artois]

Me Me

Blue Please.

 

[alan partridge]

things are hotting up now

black = sonic
green= legend
brown=stumpy tim
yellow=tokyo seagull
red = meathseagull

 

[CHAPPERS]

blue.

 

[alan partridge]

artois gets in there for a blue


black = sonic
green= legend
brown=stumpy tim
yellow=tokyo seagull
red = meathseagull
blue = artois

let battle commence (at 10)

any questions?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

any questions?

yes, how do I disarm a terrorist?

 

[alan partridge]

throw a six. duh!

 

[Artois]

any questions?

Yeah. Do we actually have to DO anything?

 

[alan partridge]

didn't you read the instructions?