[NSC] To me it feels like NSC has rather lost it's way.

[Stat Brother]

Politics, Brexit, sexism, flasks, bottle tops, music, music music the list is endless.

As a microcosm of the country at large, this place feels divided and at each other's throats.

So it's about time we set out on the path of healing and got back to what we do best:-

Euphemisms for going to the toilet

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Releasing the chocolate hostage.

 

[Is it PotG?]

Feeding the fishes

 

[schmunk]

"A visit to Selhurst".

 

[Stat Brother]

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

 

[Brovion]

Hmmm. Wrong time of the year for an "NSC's not as good as it used to be" thread, surely?

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

I’ve got one in the departure lounge.

 

[papajaff]

Having a Donald

 

[Badger]

Riding the porcelain horse

 

[greyseagull]

Sending Palace down the river

 

[greyseagull]

Or if I'm in the office, 'I'm off to download to software'

 

[Fungus]

Reverse Big Mac

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Snap one off

 

[DFL JCL]

Prairie Dogging

 

[Is it PotG?]

Pinch a Loaf

 

[Titanic]

Use the facilities

 

[vegster]

Turtle's head.

 

[Albion my Albion]

Driving the Palace coach and redecorating the Amex changing room.

 

[Badger]

Curling one out.

 

[Chicken Run]

Dropping anchor at poo bay