Tips to beat the credit crunch

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Habitual User
Oct 18, 2006
25,927
Worthing
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DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.

AN empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator.

OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books, simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.

SHOPPERS, when buying oranges, get more for your money by peeling them before taking them to the counter to be weighed.

DON'T waste money buying expensive binoculars; simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

Does anyone else have any money saving tips ?
 




Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,580
Lancing
Have a wank instead of going to a Whore.
 




strings

Moving further North...
Feb 19, 2006
9,969
Barnsley
Tired of paying for condoms? Simply turn a used johnny inside out for yet another enjoyable ride...
 


Uncle Spielberg

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
43,580
Lancing












Garage_Doors

Originally the Swankers
Jun 28, 2008
11,795
Brighton
Eat before going to a restaurant, then you wont' order the biggest meal or want a starter or pudding.
 














Northstander

Well-known member
Oct 13, 2003
14,036
Save a fortune on laundry bills. Give your dirty shirts to Oxfam. They
will wash and iron them and you can buy them back for fifty pence.

Why pay the earth for expensive jigsaws? Just take a bag of frozen
chips from the freezer and try piercing together potatoes.
 


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