Time to cheer up a bit thread

[Bwian]

With a bad (old) joke on a Monday morning:

Husband to wife "I want to stick my dick in your ear".

She says "But that'll make me deaf".

He replies "20 years of sticking it in your mouth didn't stop you f***ing talking"

 

[Italiaseagull]

I need cheering up.
I'm at work, my ex just told me she's started seeing someone else, I'm sober, Steve Coppells going, and it's cold.