Three word story........

[El Presidente]

Early one morning......

 

[Beach Hut]

I had a

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

great big straining

 

[Stevie Boy]

pile of shit

 

[pasty]

called Leeds United

 

[Beach Hut]

bragging they were

 

[Cian]

about beating Mighty

 

[pasty]

midgets from Brighton

 

[Stevie Boy]

and hove albion

 

[Long Saulty Seagull]

in what someone

 

[pasty]

but they couldn't

 

[Al Bion]

although they really

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

took it from

 

[Cian]

behind, according to

 

[Beach Hut]

a white rose

 

[Ernest]

up your shitter

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

what a twat

 

[Ernest]

suck my cock

 

[El Presidente]

it's Brighton Rock

 

[Ernest]

nancy loves it