There's an UNMISSABLE comedy on TV tonight...

[Easy 10]

Make sure you tune in to Channel 5 at 9pm tonight. There's a new comedy on called "Spain v Scotland", which promises to be absolutely hilarious. Its all about the mishaps of this group of totally useless Jocks who are on a trip to Valencia. I don't want to give too much away, but they all end up getting completely humiliated in front of thousands of people.

It's going to be the comedy highlight of the weekend. Don't miss out.

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

Right, that's it.

Easy 10, it has been a pleasure reading your posts over the last few months but this is enough. What you have written about my national team, my beloved bonnie Scotland is absolutley...............


.............................oh, shit, well................just leave them alone....alright

 

[Wozza]

Scots 'like San Marino'

Arsenal striker Jose Antonio Reyes says that Spain coach Luis Aragones sees Scotland as ideal warm-up opponents - as he likens them to San Marino.

And Reyes said: "Our coach says they play in the same way as San Marino, who we meet later in our World Cup group.

"They will be ideal preparation, because they play the same long-ball game and have similar styles of players who are strong and physical."

Reyes, who turned 21 on Wednesday, realises that a defeat for Scotland in Friday's friendly in Valencia would heap more pressure on their highly-criticised manager.

But he said: "I would love to score one or two goals against Scotland as that would be a nice way to celebrate my birthday.

"I know Berti Vogts is under a lot of pressure just now because Scotland have had some bad results.

"But we can't be concerned about that and if my goals mean he loses his job then that's football.

"I have to do my best for Spain and my job is to score goals.

"All we are thinking about is winning the match and getting ready for the qualifiers."

Reyes, who moved to London in a £10m move from Seville, has scored four goals in as many games in helping Arsenal top the English Premiership and one in the Community Shield.

Young Hearts goalkeeper Craig Gordon is not fazed by the prospect of facing some of Europe's top strikers at a time when Scotland have slumped to a worst-ever 67 in the world rankings.

"It could be a busy night, but that is what you train for all your life," he said. "I am not afraid of it.

"Reyes has scored in every game, but hopefully we can stop him."

Gordon is set to win only his second full Scotland cap in the Levante Stadium in Valencia on Friday in the final warm-up match before the World Cup qualifiers begin next week.

New Spanish coach Aragones is without Raul, but his Real Madrid team-mate, Fernando Morientes, could partner Reyes in a still-formidable attack.

The 21-year-old Gordon gets his chance to stop them scoring due to injury for Celtic's even younger David Marshall and lack of first-team football for Parkhead team-mate Rab Douglas and Norwich City's Paul Gallacher.

But Gordon added: "These are the sort of players you want to play against.

"I'm looking forward to it. I can't wait actually."

 

[The Great Cornholio]

Talking of comedy tonight - I cannot believe that Eyes Down is on again - even UK Gold wouldn't touch that with a 500 mile long barge pole. The unfunniest pile of drivel in the entire history of comedy IMHO

 

[Safeway]

Afraid I saw that coming a MILE off, but nonetheless it is going to be CRAICING viewing.

Rip out the phone, get in the Pringles and Hagen Daas, and prepare to witness the greatest massacre since Michael Ryan lost it in Hungerford.

:dance:

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

f*** off and leave us alone you smug tossers.

 

[Marc]

I dont know whats worse, opening the thread and NOT seeing a humerous story.....or Easy telling us to watch CHANNEL 5

 

[Easy 10]

Right, that's it.

Easy 10, it has been a pleasure reading your posts over the last few months but this is enough. What you have written about my national team, my beloved bonnie Scotland is absolutley...............


.............................oh, shit, well................just leave them alone....alright

Well, you might be able to get your own back on Saturday night.
I got a baaaaad feeling about that Austria game....

 

[Skintagain 1983]

Come the MIGHTY SCOTS....

A sneaky 1-0 victory is on the cards :dance:

But you can get Spain 6-0 Scotland as a best bet up here at the moment!! Very short odds though!

 

[CHAPPERS]

Starring...

Sean Connery

The Krankies

Haggis

Your boys will take one hell of a beating!

 

[Easy 10]

For pure comedy value, the Scots will really have to go some to top that genius own goal v Hungary the other week. But I await their encore with almost insupressable excitement.

 

[Northstander]

UK GOLD??

Talking of comedy tonight - I cannot believe that Eyes Down is on again - even UK Gold wouldn't touch that with a 500 mile long barge pole. The unfunniest pile of drivel in the entire history of comedy IMHO

Normally a cracking channel, But who on earth decided to re-run "Pint of lager and a packet of crisps!" or whatever it's called.

Now that is not funny!!!

 

[Brovion]

I'm sure a load of armchair Leicester fans thought that about last week's telly - and they got a nasty shock!

What's the odds on Scotland just nicking it? Spain are notorious under-achievers.

 

[Storer68]

Qualitt quote from Roddy Forsythe on 5Live previewing the Scotland match this monring..

"We're playing in Valencia, at 10o'clock, on a Friday night. I don't think we're talking "A list" celebrity here".

 

[Pavilionaire]

I fully intend to armchair myself up and feel the Caledonian pain...

 

[Brovion]

Come on Scotland. You are British after all and it's beginning to reflect badly on us.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Spain always breeze through the qualifiers though, it's usually only when they get to the finals that they fluff it.

I for one would like to wish them all the best of luck and hope their fine players such as Raul, Morientes, Reyes, Helguera and so on have a hugely successful start to the tournament.

Bravehearts, my arse. In fact, Mel Gibson is probably better at football than most of their players.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Some random odds from bhabet (bet365.com)

Scotland to win 12/1

More than 2 goals in the game 8/13





Hold! HOLD!

 

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[Lush]

I can't get Channel 5.