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The Worlds HARDEST creatures:Judgement Day. This time it's personal.



Garry Nelson's Left Foot

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Jul 7, 2003
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tokyo
Fifteen of the worlds hardest creatures (and the dung beetle) have been assembled, ready to chance their arm, leg, claws, jaws and any other weapon they may have in their armoury in a deadly contest to see who can claim the much sought after crown of 'World's HARDEST creature'. Over the coming days these sixteen brave gladiators will compete against each other until only one is left standing.

The format is simple:

The 16 creatures have been paired off into eight first round contests. All you have to do is vote for which one you think is the harder of the two. The winners will progress to the quaterfinals.

Remember, it's not neccesarily who would win in a fight between the two, but a contest of who pound for pound, ounce for ounce is harder. There's no set criteria for 'hard' but such factors as aggresiveness, viciousness, willingness to take on all comers, ability to withstand punishment, brute strength must surely factor highly in your considerations.

The first round matches have been drawn:
:First round matches are now finished. Results are in brackets.

Polar Bear(22) vs. Gorilla(7)
Mosquito(23) vs. Honeybadger(25)
Bull Shark(23) vs. Cockroach(11)
Cape Buffalo(13) vs. Wolverine(19)
Viperfish(10) vs. Crocodile(26)
Scorpion(7) vs. Taipan(15)
Hippo(22) vs. Lion(4)
Tiger(13) vs. Dung Beatle(6)

No real surprises except for the mighty scare the mosquito gave the big talking, pre-tournament (self appointed) favourite Honey 'the bunny' bear.

Quater finals are where the real business starts, and are as follows:
.quater final match ups are now finished. Results are in brackets

Bull Shark(11) vs. (14)Polar Bear
Crocodile(10) vs. (9)Tiger
Hippo (33) vs. (27) Honeybadger
Wolverine(17) vs.(19) Taipan

Four tightly fought contests see the polar bear, crocodile, hippo and taipan take a step closer to the title. Farewell to the bull shark, tiger, honeybadger and wolverine. You're hard, but not hard enough. A special mention to the controversial honeybadger who was the second highest points scorer in both rounds but still finds himself on the plane home. It's that tough at the top.

The semi's are as follows:
Taipan(11) vs. (40)Crocodile
Polar Bear(24) vs (14)Hippo

Polls will be up shortly.
semifinal match up are now completed.

THE FINAL:

CrROCODILE(18) VS. (35) POLAR BEAR

Polls up shortly.

It's over! The Polar Bear has claimed the crown!

Some facts and figures to consider:
CHAMPION: The Polar Bear
Biggest winning/losing margin: 29points(semi- final:Taipan 11- 40 Crocodile)
Most votes for one competitor in one match: 40points(crocodile, semi final vs. taipan)
Most votes in one match: 60 (quater final:Honeybadger 27 vs. 33 Hippo)
Least votes in one match:19(round one, Tiger 13vs. 6Dung beatle, quater final Crocodile 10 vs. tiger 9)
Highest average score: 26 (Honeybadger, 2 rounds)
Lowest average score: 4 (FOUR) Lion, one round.
Most votes: 95 Polar Bear
Least Votes: 4, lion(worse than the dung beatle!)
 
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Trigger

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Jul 4, 2003
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Brighton
Polar Bear 3-2 Gorilla (after extra time)
Mosquito 0-1 Honeybadger
Bull Shark 4-0 Cockroach
Cape Buffalo 2-2 Wolverine (Wolverine wins 8-7 on pens)
Viperfish 1-2 Crocodile (after extra time)
Scorpion 2-1 Taipan
Hippo 3-4 Lion (after extra time)
Tiger 4-0 Dung Beatle

:jester:
 
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Robot Chicken

Seriously?
Jul 5, 2003
13,154
Chicken World
The mosquito would beat the Honeybadger
 






Bry Nylon

Test your smoke alarm
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Jul 21, 2003
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Playing snooker
Tom Hark said:
Spielberg's money will be on the fluffy kitten

:lolol: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

"Get ON. And get on FLUFFY."

You have not been charged for this information.
US - the Bookies Nemisis...
 


Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
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Lancing
WHERE THE f*** IS MY GRIZZLY BEAR :angry:
 






Uncle Spielberg

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Jul 6, 2003
43,579
Lancing
Coachroach harder rthan a Grizzly, farcical
 








Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
Uncle Spielberg said:
Coachroach harder rthan a Grizzly, farcical

In a nuclear war only the cockroaches would survive. They're hard as nails.
 




Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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Downloaded Penguin said:
The mosquito would beat the Honeybadger

Rubbish. The Honey Badger can survive being bitten on the face by a Black Mamba, a mosquito isn't going to cause it any problems at all.
 








Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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The draw was dodgy.

Only acceptable final in a pound for pound contest should have been Wolverine v Honey Badger.
 


Les Biehn

GAME OVER
Aug 14, 2005
20,610
Commander said:
The draw was dodgy.

Only acceptable final in a pound for pound contest should have been Wolverine v Honey Badger.

Absolutely. I will be withdrawing my interest in this farce. Also why is the Great White not in there?
 




Commander

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Apr 28, 2004
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Les Biehn said:
Also why is the Great White not in there?

Bull Sharks are more aggresive. Great Whites' lose fights with Orcas.
 
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