The Thursday 'I'm bored at work' Thread

[CHAPPERS]

Bored and a little pissed off.

The woman across from me just said I've been a bit absent minded recently. What a DILNUT.

Did all my work that was outstanding yesterday afternoon and now have little to do apart from plot my revenge against aforementioned DILNUT who, by the way, took two more sickies earler this week leaving us somewhat in the shit.

I'm gonna open a bar, that would be more fun than this.

What y'all doing?

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

Nothing, start work at 12. Unfortunate that i don't have access to a pc while i'm working

 

[Bozza]

Bored as buggery.

Wishing NSC was turning over a little quicker today.

 

[CHAPPERS]

It's been a bit quiet of late innit?

For fun go look up your favourite words at urbandictionary.com

 

[Uncle Buck]

Nothing, 6 and a half days left and have so far this week booked up the trains for Sheffield Wednesday and bought some trainers.

It is going to be a shock when I start my new job, I will have to do some work.

 

[REDLAND]

I'd be just as bored, fortunatly the search for massive pets is keeping me utterly amused

 

[Eastleigh Seagull]

bored off my nuts - even the mildly exciting traffic jam on Whitehall caused by large crash on the embankment has cleared now - that is how exciting today has been.

 

[Safeway]

I'm currently trying to keep a low pro after getting back after two days off to find the entire office knows about my poem in The Argus.

Bunch of FUCKERS, they just don't understand.

That's it, I'm turning gay.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Finished work about an hour and a half ago

Off to a Spurs fan's wine and cheese party in a minute. Spurs fans with class, what will they think of next?

 

[Bozza]

Just went to the vending machine, inserted pound. Made a cursory glance at the delights on offer. Bizarrely, position B4 was NOT McCoy's Barbeque flavour, and no other position was populated with the aforementioned crunchy snack.

I had to make do with Salt & (Malt) Vinegar.

Now thoughts turn to lunch.

 

[Braders]

I'm currently trying to keep a lo pro after getting back after two days off to find the office knows about my poem in The Argus.

Bunch of FUCKERS, they just don't understand.

That's it, I'm turning gay.

...er

no , i'm ok , just bought a couple of DVDs which i'm gonna watch before i go to work tonight !

 

[Vinyl Richie]

Was getting all ready to call you MC Nutsackersaurus thinking it would be an insult but check his spit!!!

"I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud"




wtf is that all about

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've been a-pondering. Whether i would want or could stomach another job that is so centred around genitals and human expulsions.
I might just get a simple admin job and leave my genitals behind me.

ANy suggestions gratefully received.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Was getting all ready to call you MC Nutsackersaurus thinking it would be an insult but check his spit!!!

"I rock monkey buttholes like a monkey butthole rocker, I kick testicules like I was playing motherfucking soccer, I didn't wipe my butt good enough this morning, my diarrhea's a river and islands are forming! wud wud"




wtf is that all about

No idea ma homeslice

 

[Bozza]

Perhaps we could play workplace I-spy...

I spy with my little eye something beginning with w.

 

[CHAPPERS]

watch?

 

[REDLAND]

Perhaps we could play workplace I-spy...

I spy with my little eye something beginning with w.

Wallet ?

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

W***ers

 

[Bozza]

No, no, no.

(I've kept it pretty easy)

 

[Vinyl Richie]

willy poking out of trousers?