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The Thick of It...Saturday 13/10/12...9.30pm. BBC2
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Randsta
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Will be watching that tonight so far it's been bloody brilliant! has anyone else been watching Veep? that is the US version which is just as funny 
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Bloody funny, Malcolm Tucker is superb
Colossal Squid
Returning video tapes
Glad it's back. What happened to it last week?
And I did start watching Veep but it really isn't a patch on The Thick Of It
And I did start watching Veep but it really isn't a patch on The Thick Of It
Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Come the f*** in or f*** the f*** off
The Large One
Who's Next?
patchamalbion
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Tucker is amazing!
oi featus, what do you do if tell you to f*** off?
f off?
ahh good, you'll go far, now f*** off
oi featus, what do you do if tell you to f*** off?
f off?
ahh good, you'll go far, now f*** off
Seasider78
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- Nov 14, 2004
- 6,113
"What because you have a face like dot cotton licking p*ss off a nettle"
The put downs in the thick of it are legendary
Hour special next week I understand
The put downs in the thick of it are legendary
Hour special next week I understand
Norman Potting
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Scared that it might have pre-empted some of the garbage spouted at the Party Conferences?
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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"is this it? looks like a paedophiles funeral"
REALLY enjoyed the series, thought they might struggle but they've nailed it, and some of the new characters/characters with more prominence have been brilliant
think next weeks with the inquiry is going to be EPIC
REALLY enjoyed the series, thought they might struggle but they've nailed it, and some of the new characters/characters with more prominence have been brilliant
think next weeks with the inquiry is going to be EPIC
The Large One
Who's Next?
'Shut the f*** up, you prancing shit...'
Puerile, but brilliantly delivered.
Puerile, but brilliantly delivered.
blue'n'white
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"Fuckety bye"
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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one from series 3...one of my favourite insults of all time
(to ben swain)
"Stand up! I said stand up you SACK OF f***ing CUM"
along with
"alright ORCA we'll get some food"
(to ben swain)
"Stand up! I said stand up you SACK OF f***ing CUM"
along with
"alright ORCA we'll get some food"
turienzo's lovechild
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- Oct 25, 2003
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Cliff Lawton: You've told the Lobby that I'm going?
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah. Sorry, Cliff.
Cliff Lawton: Minister.
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, get used to 'Cliff'.
Malcolm Tucker: He's as useless as a marzipan dildo
Miscellaneous Civil Servant: Can you stop swearing, please?
Malcolm: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, you won't hear anymore swearing from us you MASSIVE, GAY, SHITE! f*** OFF!
Glen Cullen: f***ing hell! f***! Jesus, I'm not a joke, okay, alright, hello? I am a man. I am a man, you know, you know?! This, THIS!!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!! I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND ALL THIS IS MY LIFE!! And, it's collapsing in front of me. You know, Tom's like that, they're never going to want me, are they? And f***ing Hugh, now, he... Jesus Christ, this is all, I AM A MAN!!!!!! AND, NO YOU DON'T I'M IRRELEVANT!! NO, NO GO AWAY, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant! f***ing HUGH JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL f*** TINKY WINKY, f*** YOU TINKY WINKY!!! AUF WIEDERSHEN PET, THE PARTY'S OVER, GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! WHY DID HE HAVE A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE?!! f*** US ALL!!!!
Malcolm Tucker: And I would rain down on you so hard, you would have to be reassembled by f***ing air crash investigators. [Phil tries to protest] DON'T f***ing interrupt me, son, ever. Now get this into the noggin, right. You breathe a word of this, to anyone, you mincing f***ing ****, and I will tear your f***ing skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian f***ing Rhapsody, right?
Steve Fleming: Everyone knows we don't get on. We are the Gallagher brothers of politics.
Malcolm Tucker: Does that mean that I'm the semi-talented songwriter and you're the f***ing loutish prick?
Malcolm Tucker: What's that film that you love?
Ollie Reeder: What film?
Malcolm: The one about the f***ing hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's f***ing f***ed his sister. Lego! They're all made of f***ing lego.
Ollie: Star Wars?
Malcolm: That's the one.
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah. Sorry, Cliff.
Cliff Lawton: Minister.
Malcolm Tucker: Yeah, get used to 'Cliff'.
Malcolm Tucker: He's as useless as a marzipan dildo
Miscellaneous Civil Servant: Can you stop swearing, please?
Malcolm: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, you won't hear anymore swearing from us you MASSIVE, GAY, SHITE! f*** OFF!
Glen Cullen: f***ing hell! f***! Jesus, I'm not a joke, okay, alright, hello? I am a man. I am a man, you know, you know?! This, THIS!!!! THIS IS MY LIFE!!!! I'M A HUMAN BEING, AND ALL THIS IS MY LIFE!! And, it's collapsing in front of me. You know, Tom's like that, they're never going to want me, are they? And f***ing Hugh, now, he... Jesus Christ, this is all, I AM A MAN!!!!!! AND, NO YOU DON'T I'M IRRELEVANT!! NO, NO GO AWAY, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant, I'm irrelevant! f***ing HUGH JUST WANTS TO SPEAK TO TINKY WINKY?!! WELL f*** TINKY WINKY, f*** YOU TINKY WINKY!!! AUF WIEDERSHEN PET, THE PARTY'S OVER, GOODBYE YELLOW BRICK ROAD, WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HITLER?! WHY DID HE HAVE A MOUSTACHE AND HE LIVED OVER THERE?!! f*** US ALL!!!!
Malcolm Tucker: And I would rain down on you so hard, you would have to be reassembled by f***ing air crash investigators. [Phil tries to protest] DON'T f***ing interrupt me, son, ever. Now get this into the noggin, right. You breathe a word of this, to anyone, you mincing f***ing ****, and I will tear your f***ing skin off, I will wear it to your mother's birthday party, and rub your nuts up and down her leg whilst whistling Bohemian f***ing Rhapsody, right?
Steve Fleming: Everyone knows we don't get on. We are the Gallagher brothers of politics.
Malcolm Tucker: Does that mean that I'm the semi-talented songwriter and you're the f***ing loutish prick?
Malcolm Tucker: What's that film that you love?
Ollie Reeder: What film?
Malcolm: The one about the f***ing hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's f***ing f***ed his sister. Lego! They're all made of f***ing lego.
Ollie: Star Wars?
Malcolm: That's the one.
Lower West Stander
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what is this? Tinker Tailor Soldier C*nt?