The Strangest Dream

[Dropkick Turnip]

I've just woken up from the strangest dream I've had for a long time:

Went to Birmingham to see the Albion play an unidentified team from up that way. The game was indoors on a tiny pitch a bit like a five-a-side pitch with tiered seating all around. There were probably only about 200 seats in total and plenty of spare seats so I was able to move around and sit in different seats throughout the game. Despite this, I could never get a decent view of the game which Sky Sports were filming for some reason. When the teams came out, the other team's manager (who was dressed like a cartoon school teacher with leather patches on his elbows) played GOSBTS on a trumpet(!) and did a little rap at the end. He also had a small chandelier balanced on is head. FDM let in a goal within the first 10 seconds but we eventually went on to win 2-1.

What's the strangest Albion related dream you've had?

Now, where's my psychiatrist's phone number.........

 

[Lush]

My strangest Albion related dreams are usually the ones where I'm playing - and desperately hoping no-one passes to me because I can't kick a ball straight to save my life.

 

[Simster]

My strangest Albion related dreams are usually the ones where I'm playing - and desperately hoping no-one passes to me because I can't kick a ball straight to save my life.

As that the one where you've come on as a sub for Bobby Zamora but at full time you find him still in the communal bath...Oops, I've said too much

 

[Lush]

As that the one where you've come on as a sub for Bobby Zamora but at full time you find him still in the communal bath...Oops, I've said too much

Mmmmmmmm

 

[Locky]

I've just woken up from the strangest dream I've had for a long time:

Went to Birmingham to see the Albion play an unidentified team from up that way. The game was indoors on a tiny pitch a bit like a five-a-side pitch with tiered seating all around. There were probably only about 200 seats in total and plenty of spare seats so I was able to move around and sit in different seats throughout the game. Despite this, I could never get a decent view of the game which Sky Sports were filming for some reason. When the teams came out, the other team's manager (who was dressed like a cartoon school teacher with leather patches on his elbows) played GOSBTS on a trumpet(!) and did a little rap at the end. He also had a small chandelier balanced on is head. FDM let in a goal within the first 10 seconds but we eventually went on to win 2-1.

What's the strangest Albion related dream you've had?



Now, where's my psychiatrist's phone number.........

I have analysed your dream for you.
The meaning of this dream leads me to suspect you are totally mad however the saving grace for you here is that the Albion won 2-1

 

[Barnet Seagull]

I've had a recurring dream for years which is Albion related. It varies a little each time but the outcome is the same.

It's a hugely important game, sometimes I think it is against Hereford, sometimes it's not, but the upshot is, I come on for my debut with 10 mins to go and we're 1-0 down, needing a draw. I score an equaliser with my first touch. It's never a pretty goal, but it's a goal none the less. Then at pretty much bang on 90 minutes they're certain to score. For some reason I'm the last man, but I fling myself at the opposition striker, taking him out completely and preventing a certain goal. It's a complete horror tackle and I rightly get sent off for my troubles. Problem is, I've shattered my kneecap and I'm stretchered off, never to play again. I never know the result of the tackle, a free kick or a penalty I don't know. Do they score? pass.

horrid dream.

 

[Braders]

my one is i go up to cardiff for the LDV cup final wearing my whole Braders7 kit, anyway albion have an injury setback meaning they need a striker , so they get someone to find me , any i score twice and we win 2-1 , so they sign me up but on the way home i fall into a hole -but i'm not sure what this means!