The Olympic commentators

[Northstander]

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage
commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father."
4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."
5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."
6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."
8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy
is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses
them... Oh my God, what have I just said?

 

[chips and gravy]

My favourite was always,

"The Batsman's Holding, The Bowler's Willey"

 

[Marc]

Murrary: "What's that? There's a BODY on the track!!!" James: "Um, I think that that is a piece of BODY-WORK, from someone's car."

Murray: There's a fiery glow coming from the back of the Ferrari James: No Murray, that's his rear safety light

 

[Easy 10]

Murray Walker ......*affectionate shake of the head*

His commentary always sounded as though his trousers were on fire.

 

[Brovion]

Is it true that Barry Davies retired at the end of the Olympics? Does that mean we are forever condemmend to John "Ha ha Trevor!" Motson?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Still, Clare Balding looked nice.

 

[somerset]

Still, Clare Balding looked nice.

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Are you sure about that?, I always think she looks and sounds typically 'horsey', large arse and even larger ego.