The most popular place to spend quality time with your partner is ...

[KPTF]

...Loggerheads.

Had two months there with the missus earlier in the year and can't recommend it enough.

 

[Buzzer]

ahh...yes Loggerheads. Twinned with the small french town of Odds.

 

[H block]

Quality time ? ................ partner ? ....................Together ?

Sorry dont understand your question.

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Bed..................Any time in bed with me is QUALITY

 

[smudge]

Up the arse surely?

 

[*Gullsworth*]

Up the arse surely?

No thankyou................try elsewhere

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Conkers deep