The laughing policeman

[8ace]

Anyone know the words to this? Heard it sung in H block on saturday and it made me laugh.

 

[Italiaseagull]

There was a fat old policeman
a right old twat was he
he went into the North Stand
to see what he could see

And when he got right in there
he had a big surprise
he got a great big lump of brick
thrown right between his eyes!

Oh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[8ace]

cheers

 

[CAFC Matt]

That is actually quite good

 

[Kenhead]

yeah i heard it last saturday aswell! but couldn't make out the words! thats rather good!!!

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

I thought it was "....you'll never see him frown, the reason for his laughter is Palace going down ahahahahaha" etc?