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Jul 21, 2003
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Fatboy Tim

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RECEIVED:
URGENT
Final attempt to contact U! Your complimentary 4* Ibiza Holiday or £10,000 cash await urgent collection.
Call 09066364345 NOW!
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snap! now theres me thinking i was the only on being offered that holiday should i be fool enough to dial the number at £10 a min for a minimum call of 2 hrs or something like that! Do these people really think we are that daft?

sent: 1st attempt to contact U! If U R giving me 10K Y do I need to pay so much to call U?
 






Marshy

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
20,050
FRUIT OF THE BLOOM
The wife telling me the car mot was £135.

my reply....bollox

Could have been a lot worse I suppose.
 




zefarelly

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
23,500
Sussex, by the sea
recieved: ZEF I might not be able to do rehearsal Monday night

sent BOLLOCKS - we need to really even if its just an hour, we cant do it any other time

why are drummers so shit . . . . .always! :angry: :angry: :censored:
 


perth seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
5,487
Received: I can play volleyball this week and I have got a friend and she can fill in as well. Pick me up around 6ish from State Swim Centre, blah blah blah...

Replied: That's great, no worries, see you tomorrow.
 


CHAPPERS

DISCO SPENG
Jul 5, 2003
45,280
perth seagull said:
Received: I can play volleyball this week and I have got a friend and she can fill in as well. Pick me up around 6ish from State Swim Centre, blah blah blah...

Replied: That's great, no worries, see you tomorrow.

Yeah alright, i bet it was more lie..

Recieved: ''Day blue, whatya doin this arvo?'

Sent: 'Whadda you thnik you flamin gala, havin a baaarbie now rack off'

Sorry.:dunce:
 




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