The last text you sent/received

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

It really is that simple.

Sent: f*** you then

Received: Can u tell me the 1st day u've booked off 4 holiday? Love Cxx

 

[CHAPPERS]

Recieved: Dya fancy a kickabout this evening?

Sent: No thanks, just having din dins.

 

[albiongirl]

Sent : To my mum to say the grand prix photos are back and I,m well chuffed with them

Recieved : from my friend in Oz saying Hi!!!

 

[Turkey]

Recieved: I'm drenched

Sent: Supoirb

 

[Safeway]

Received: You seen the Artois thread?

Sent: It's tomorrow you're coming over, not tonight?

 

[Yorkie]

Received from Virgin extras - statement from the club about Andrei Kanchelskis training with the club.

Sent - Meet you there then xx - to Ned Ludd

 

[Italiaseagull]

Sent: It's 148/0 at Lunch

Recieved: Trigger Say's F**king Ace!

 

[dwayne]

Received from Carly Hourihan (pronounced whore-ee-han, unfortunate yes)

no not yet should hear by the end of week ill let u know, I ended up havin a fight with my bro so getting him back in the worst possible way true carlz stylex

sent - did triple 8 give u any money?

 

[Nobb Holder]

Sent: I've just had to shove my hand down a Central London pub shitter so I could have a turn out.

Received: You dirty c*nt. Were you wearing marigolds?

 

[Meade's Ball]

Come on Dwayne. You've let us all down there.

Surely it was:

Received: I can smell you on my nubs. xx Madonna

Sent: Hey Arnie, good flick. You took my muscular direction well.

 

[Safeway]

Received from Carly Hourihan (pronounced whore-ee-han, unfortunate yes)

no not yet should hear by the end of week ill let u know, I ended up havin a fight with my bro so getting him back in the worst possible way true carlz stylex

sent - did triple 8 give u any money?

Bellend.

 

[dwayne]

err faggot

 

[Simster]

received: your son is much happier today xxx

sent: yes

 

[FatboyTim]

RECEIVED:
URGENT
Final attempt to contact U! Your complimentary 4* Ibiza Holiday or £10,000 cash await urgent collection.
Call 09066364345 NOW!

SENT:
I want a space on that next shuttle!

 

[Everest]

Received: from my daughter, her new address in Portsmouth.

Sent: to my boss, "Happy 50th u fat bastard"

 

[Simster]

Why do those shit prize things always imply they've tried to contact you before?

 

[tedebear]

Sent: Hows Dad doing today...

Received: Much better will text back when you can call - no mobiles allowed in hospital

 

[simon swagbag]

Received: Are you racing tonight?
Sent: You know we are.

 

[Meade's Ball]

Ah thats good news Sim and Tede.

 

[tedebear]

Ah thats good news Sim and Tede.

Thanks MB! Getting better by the day..