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The Great Banana Hunt!!



Jul 5, 2003
6,776
Bristol
bugger me!!
on sat i thought...

'i cant be arsed to go in to town and buy a banana, i'll buy one later in the week'

so, today im in town banana hunting! ive shortlisted 2 or 3 shops and wouldnt you know it?!! there in the window of the final shop is a giant yellow banana.

YES!!! in i stroll.

'alright mate, how much for a giant banana?'

'7.99'

'7.99?? havent u got any cheaper ones?'

'no mate, we only do the the 28 inchers, if you're desperate you can have it for 6 quid!'

'hmmm'

should i pay 6 quid?? i want one!! but 6 quid??
 




Shizuoka Dolphin

NSC M0DERATOR
Jul 8, 2003
6,987
N/A
£6 for life! Not bad really, most bananas only last a week at best before going all black and 'orrible!

:banana:

The future's bright - the future's Yellow.
The future's bright - the future's Brighton.
 












Jul 5, 2003
6,776
Bristol
oh f*** that!!! if they try anything i'll shove it up there arse!!

right. im gonna get him down to a fiver and then get one for tommorow!!

swwweeeeetttt!!!:banana:
 


Yorkie

Sussex born and bred
Jul 5, 2003
32,367
dahn sarf
The only problem may be the turnstile.

I followed Seagullible on Saturday and we had to lift the banana over the top once he had gone through.

I don't know how the giant one got in ???
 












Jul 5, 2003
6,776
Bristol
yeah good point artois. i mean we got this kit for at least a year huh?? whats 6 quid for a years worth of yellowy banana goodness??
 




Few years ago when we were struggling, I used to take a shark along, about 5 ft long, no problems getting in but during the game it became a bit of a pain, and no away places would allow it to go in front of their advertising boards.

LC1
 




Hilton

New member
Jul 5, 2003
3,153
Norman, Oklahoma
I tried to get one from the party shop down from the station today, was delighted to see them in there, except the damn shop was closed all day. I'll try again tomorrow because I have to go back in again as the stupid person in HMV gave me the wrong disk.:censored: :censored: :censored:
 






tinx

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
WE took a giant Killer whale to grimsby but I got the feeling it was getting on the nerves of shankly seagull who was carrying it all day......
 








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