The Gareth Glover Thread of Outrageous Statements

[Dave the OAP]

I'll start:


Gay people are responsible for the spread of pink wall flowers in the gardens of England

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Rubbish.

Pink wallflowers in gardens are responsible for the spread of gay people in England.

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

Typical left wing rubbish. You lot don't like to admit what ordinary people know - that there were no gay people when Mrs Thatcher was in power . And no pink flowers either.

 

[maffew]

Br 4.00 - A Woman in Love - Won 4 on the trot at Br
Br 4.30 - Briery Mec - Has capabilities and runs well in big races
Br 5.00 - Jazzy Millenium - Loves Br , will be near the back at the start but will fly up the final furlong to claim its famous victory

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Typical left wing rubbish. You lot don't like to admit what ordinary people know - that there were no gay people when Mrs Thatcher was in power . And no pink flowers either.

Spot on

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I have a signed photo of Robert Kilroy Silk above my bed. I wish I was more like him. Maybe one day I'll meet my hero.

 

[Dandyman]

I have a signed photo of Robert Kilroy Silk above my bed. I wish I was more like him. Maybe one day I'll meet my hero.

Sunbeds ? Pah ! Just a commie plot to undermine the proud and pasty complexion of the Anglo-Saxon race.