cheeseroll
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Is the last one shave or shower 
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The 3 Sh's - help required
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Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Shower first thing in the morning, closely followed by the first shit of the day.I only shave once or twice a week 'cos i'm a lazy bastard.Icy Gull said:The correct order is the one you take them inThe shave should come last surely?
pasty
A different kind of pasty
And of course the 4th Sh...as in Shall have a pint now
Morning Bakesy. Tap later ?
Morning Bakesy. Tap later ?
Bakesy
Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Oh go on then.....you've twisted my arm.pasty said:And of course the 4th Sh...as in Shall have a pint now
Morning Bakesy. Tap later ?
withdeanwombat
Well-known member
Shampoo.
SHIT
SHAVE
SHOWER
Is the correct answer
SHAVE
SHOWER
Is the correct answer
I thought it was:
SHIT
SHOWER
SHAVE
Much better to shave after having had a shower than before IMO.
SHIT
SHOWER
SHAVE
Much better to shave after having had a shower than before IMO.
Stevie Boy
Well-known member
Frutos said:
i agree
Trigger said:You mean you don't do all three at the same time?...
I tried, but ended up wiping with the hand I was holding the razor in instead of the one with the tissue in.
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pasty
A different kind of pasty
Trigger said:You'll not want to know what I ended up using as shaving gel then...
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Blackadder
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Shower and shave order doesn't matter, so long as the crap is first! We all want clean bottys don't we?
If you shave after you shower its better for your face aparently, opens up the pores for a closer and smoother shave!
But if you STRAIN properly during your SHIT, this opens the pores nicely, ready for your SHAVE. You then SHOWER, cleansing the residue of the SHAVE (and SHIT for that matter!), leaving you totally clean and ready for the day.
withdeanwombat
Well-known member
Of course,this is a very old saying.
Nobody had a shower in the olden days,unless they stood in the rain.
Sh**,Shave,Shampoo.
Nobody had a shower in the olden days,unless they stood in the rain.
Sh**,Shave,Shampoo.
Cadiz Seagull
Grey bearded old man
Why would you shower then shave? A shower washes all the shaving soap/cream/foam/gel away.
Unless you are an ELECTRIC man
Unless you are an ELECTRIC man
Shave?Bakesy said:Shower first thing in the morning, closely followed by the first shit of the day.I only shave once or twice a week 'cos i'm a lazy bastard.