That's Xmas 'Tinner' sorted for the gamers then...

[Seagull on the wing]

http://money.aol.co.uk/2013/12/06/christmas-dinner-in-a-tin/#!slide=aol_1610465

Not for me...my vodka will suffice.

 

[pipkin112]

Perhaps this will be more to your liking.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/christmas-dinner-pot-noodle-launched-256229