That older woman phrase

[Gwylan]

Someone on NSC used a phrase to describe a woman who looks fine from the back and a bit rough from the front.

The phrase had something to do with Kronenberg but I can't remember what it was.

It was a rather distasteful phrase and not one that I'd use myself but I now need to recall it.

Anyone got any ideas.

 

[El Presidente]

BOBFOC, (Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch)

 

[Gwylan]

That's not the one I was thinking of but, yes, I've heard that one too.

 

[El Presidente]

Granna Kornikova?

Best place to look is the Viz Profanisaurus

 

[The Auditor]

Best place to look is the Viz Profanisaurus

Quality dictionary...

I insist my kids use the Collins or Oxford though

 

[El Presidente]

Quality dictionary...

I insist my kids use the Collins or Oxford though

But unlikely to find useful phrases such as:

Beanflicker

Waiting for the red cheque to clear

Light on his feet

Marmite Motorway

Which are essential in the hectic world of accounting in which you live.

Tax password arrived and all sorted in 20 minutes all line. The only bummer was the size of the tax bill.

 

[rool]

Which are essential in the hectic world of accounting in which you live.

As is the 'Accountants do it by double entry' bumper sticker

 

[The Auditor]

In the office at the moment ...still doing those f*cking tax returns and angry at the Leeds game being rearranged from late Feb ...after the filing deadline

 

[The Auditor]

As is the 'Accountants do it by double entry' bumper sticker

And " sleep easier ..use a chartered accountant" the institutes poorly (greatly) thought out slogan from a few years back

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

From Roger Mellies profanisaurus,
"FROMBE"
"Looks stunning FROMBEhind,but has a face like a glassblowers arse."

 

[Cian]

Kronenberg 1664 was used by Downloaded Penguin to describe a woman who looks 16 from behind and 64 from the front.

He had another one for the opposite as well, can't remember what it was now though...

 

[Gwylan]

Kronenberg 1664 was used by Downloaded Penguin to describe a woman who looks 16 from behind and 64 from the front.

He had another one for the opposite as well, can't remember what it was now though...

That was the one. Thanks MYOB.