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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
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An old NSC favourite, David Thorne again...I'm sure this won't be the last time he features on NSC either, it's the funniest website of them all.

This time, he has the police in his sights "I wanted to be a policeman but I failed the IQ test when I turned up at the right building on time" (sorry Edna, but it made me laugh)

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Stumpy Tim

Stumpy Tim

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Jul 6, 2003
14,428
Back in Brighton. Well Hove actually
Gwylan said:
An old NSC favourite, David Thorne again...I'm sure this won't be the last time he features on NSC either, it's the funniest website of them all.

This time, he has the police in his sights "I wanted to be a policeman but I failed the IQ test when I turned up at the right building on time" (sorry Edna, but it made me laugh)

Protecting the community from burglars, murderers and blogs
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He really is quality. You have to read the previous story called "Investment Opportunity" to understand this story though.

I follow him on Twitter... comedy gold

"I am fairly fit due to regularly thinking about jogging and I once performed a jumping jack. It was unintentional and involved a spider on the bath mat but still counts."
 


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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,292
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Stumpy Tim said:
He really is quality. You have to read the previous story called "Investment Opportunity" to understand this story though.
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Yes, I read it again and it's even funnier with cats in it.

I love the police officer's total lack of humour "We regularly receive complaints about your website" - it conjured up images of a crack blog squad hanging around Adelaide nick waiting for serial blog offenders.
 


Dave the OAP

Dave the OAP

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Jul 5, 2003
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at home
From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 27 August 2009 2.17pm
To: Margaret Bennett
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: computer room

Dear Maggie,
I understand the need for conformity. Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense. Discipline is the key to conformity and it is important that we learn not to question authority at an early age.
Just this week I found a Sue Townsend novel in Seb's bag that I do not believe is on the school approved reading list. Do not concern yourself about it making its way to the school yard though as we attended a community book burning last night. Although one lady tried to ruin the atmosphere with comments regarding Mayan codices and the Alexandrian Libraries, I mentioned to the High Magus that I had overheard her discussing spells to turn the village cow's milk sour and the mob took care of the rest.
Regards, David.


:lolol::lolol::lolol:
 








8ace

8ace

Banned
Jul 21, 2003
23,811
Brighton
There's a google cache of the rest of his site but not that page unfortuneately :(
OB in sense of humour bypass shocker.
 








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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,292
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Oh dear... account suspended again.

Who has he upset this time?
 










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Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
32,292
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I think they're genuine. The police did close his site down when he had a row with them a few weeks ago

Glad it's back
 










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Collar Feeler

No longer feeling collars
Jul 26, 2003
1,322
Hahaha loving the Australian police one, that poor sod copper got owned and foolishly kept replying to Thorne, that was a mistake methinks. Very funny.
 








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