Thailand

[Citrus]

Anybody been there?

What is there to do?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Watch out for Adams apples

 

[REDLAND]

Watch the sunset, MAN its beautifull

 

[BUTTERBALL]

I've heard there are ladyboys.

 

[dunno]

Wasn't that Steve Coppel's favourite stomping ground - allegedly?

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Theres absolutely nothing to do there. No shops. No bars. No restaraunts. Theres not even an airport. You have to walk there. Or ride a yak. The national currency is chick peas. They have no running water or electricity. The national dish is boiled egg. There are no beaches. Talking is banned and is punishable by having leaves thrown at you by a small child. Laughing is also outlawed and is punishable by having water flicked at you by a teenage girl.
It is dark 24 hours a day and there are no streetlights. Cats eyes in the road are fashioned bramley apples are arent very good. The country is ruled by a a family of reclusive hedgehogs. For more information type thailand into a search engine. Or visit your local library. Or travel agent.

 

[magoo]

Anybody been there?

What is there to do?

you ought get that t'internet.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Theres absolutely nothing to do there. No shops. No bars. No restaraunts. Theres not even an airport. You have to walk there. Or ride a yak. The national currency is chick peas. They have no running water or electricity. The national dish is boiled egg. There are no beaches. Talking is banned and is punishable by having leaves thrown at you by a small child. Laughing is also outlawed and is punishable by having water flicked at you by a teenage girl.
It is dark 24 hours a day and there are no streetlights. Cats eyes in the road are fashioned bramley apples are arent very good. The country is ruled by a a family of reclusive hedgehogs. For more information type thailand into a search engine. Or visit your local library. Or travel agent.

Sounds better than Albania....

 

[Lokki 7]

What is there to do?

Well while I was there I had a shit in a ladyboys mouth while his underage sister wanked me off onto their mums tits.
Probably still available.

 

[Citrus]

Well sometimes, it's good to hear other people's personal experiences rather than read an over-hyped blurb from a travel agent after your money.
Thanks though.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

Well sometimes, it's good to hear other people's personal experiences rather than read an over-hyped blurb from a travel agent after your money.
Thanks though.

I am a travel agent, so sorry if my synopsis sounded like over-hyped blurb. I was lying about the hegdehogs.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Depends where you are going, I've never been there but my mate went travelling for a few months and ended up buying a bar in Bangkok and hasn't been back since. From what I've heard there's somthing for everyone

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

I've never been to Thailand but I've seen The Beach 8 times. Leonardo is sooooooo dreamy

 

[macky]

Wasn't that Steve Coppel's favourite stomping ground - allegedly?

yes it was i saw him when i was there
still wearing his brighton polo shirt and buyng dodgy dvds

 

[Man of Harveys]

yes it was i saw him when i was there
still wearing his brighton polo shirt and buyng dodgy dvds

Palace highlights DVDs, apparently. The sick pervert.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

It's great, but I'd go to Laos instead if I were you. It's cheaper, friendlier and more beautiful than Thailand. And there are no (not when I went anyway) McDonalds or Tescos yet.

It's not got beaches, mind, though a stay on the 4000 islands is an amazing paradise.

 

[H block]

Re: Re: Thailand

Well while I was there I had a shit in a ladyboys mouth while his underage sister wanked me off onto their mums tits.
Probably still available.

So its a bit like Moulscombe then.

 

[Seagull's Return]

It's great, but I'd go to Laos instead if I were you. It's cheaper, friendlier and more beautiful than Thailand. And there are no (not when I went anyway) McDonalds or Tescos yet.

It's not got beaches, mind, though a stay on the 4000 islands is an amazing paradise.

Si Phan Don - what a cracking place that is. The Mekong river, a hammock, chilled music and nothing whatsoever to do or think about. And a bottle or two of Beer Lao, of course.

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Si Phan Don - what a cracking place that is. The Mekong river, a hammock, chilled music and nothing whatsoever to do or think about. And a bottle or two of Beer Lao, of course.

That's the baby. Fantastic place, so chilled, and the Laos-Laos - did you drink any of that?!! Crazy stuff! I spent Christmas 2002 there, 40 degrees, a hut on the water's edge, amazing week.

Think Si Phan Don is on Google Earth - I got my Lonely Planet out a while back and traced the Mekong up to Don Det etc from the maps in there.

When did you go?

 

[Carrot Cruncher]

I am a travel agent, so sorry if my synopsis sounded like over-hyped blurb. I was lying about the hegdehogs.

Not true...

There was a ruling hedgehog government when you made the original post. However there was a military coup lead by the badger militia who force-fed them bread and milk, when everyone knows that you should only give them dog food.

Thailand is now run by fieldmice...