Tell Your Interesting Tales From This Place

[Mendoza]

another glorious landmark in our fair city

always good for a bit of late night/early morning drunken action and i know people have some interesting tales to tell
so go on whats yours!

has anyone eaten here sober? whats it like?

 

[the full harris]

you honestly think we can REMEMBER anything that we have done in there?

 

[chez]

It does a mean ham & pinapple pizza. I swear by 'em

 

[poke]

i remember being in there, and someone trying to throw andy over the counter.

i rember some man getting stressed and keep throwing his bag on the floor.

i andy arguing with the man because he had a ripped £10 note and they would't take it.

i also remeber being very excited when they game a 14 inch pizza instead of teh 12 inch i had asked for.

i also rember andy trying to nick teh big gay, and the neon sign.


most of my memories involve andy being a goon really.

 

[Kenhead]

i andy arguing with the man because he had a ripped £10 note and they would't take it.

i also remeber being very excited when they game a 14 inch pizza instead of teh 12 inch i had asked for.

i also rember andy trying to nick teh big gay, and the neon sign.

I know that your normally drunk in this place poke, so does looking at a picture of pizza king make you feel drunk?!?

 

[Kryten]

i remember being in there, and someone trying to throw andy over the counter.

i rember some man getting stressed and keep throwing his bag on the floor.

i andy arguing with the man because he had a ripped £10 note and they would't take it.

i also remeber being very excited when they game a 14 inch pizza instead of teh 12 inch i had asked for.

i also rember andy trying to nick teh big gay, and the neon sign.


most of my memories involve andy being a goon really.

why don't you just marry andy!! Andy this, andy that

 

[Kenhead]

why don't you just marry andy!! Andy this, andy that

 

[Robot Chicken]

Gosh, that brings back some memories.
Eh Uncle Buck, Sheebo and Fatboy...

 

[moggy]

now if it was the kebab bar just up from there, it'd be a different story

 

[Soton Seagull]

Legendary venue. I walked out with the wrong pizzas when I was there last time, after arguing with some bloke about who had ordered what. Ah well.

Pizza King is THE fast food establishment of choice post piss up in Brighton

 

[the full harris]

Gosh, that brings back some memories.
Eh Uncle Buck, Sheebo and Fatboy...

surprised YOU would bring that up.

 

[B.M.F]

now if it was the kebab bar just up from there, it'd be a different story

Ahhhh the good old Ketchup in the face of the owner gag. Top bombing mate I still to this day do not know how you did not get skewered to death mate

 

[chez]

Ahhhh the good old Ketchup in the face of the owner gag. Top bombing mate I still to this day do not know how you did not get skewered to death mate

Wrong pizza king boys, this one is on the seafront by Buddies, believe me I should know!!!

 

[B.M.F]

Wrong pizza king boys, this one is on the seafront by Buddies, believe me I should know!!!

Do you stop off in there before heading off to McDonalds chappie

 

[poke]

Wrong pizza king boys, this one is on the seafront by Buddies, believe me I should know!!!

the one in hove is next door to cheeky chicken which is great.

is that the one you mean?

 

[Goring Gull]

Must have been a good 4/5 years ago 4 of us went over to Brighton one of the lads only went pubbing sloped off at 11, I pulled some bird in the club and sloped off back to hers, but the other two went there were waiting for there pizzas when to chavs strolled in tried to nick the pizzas then when my mates protested proceeded to pull a f*** off big chain and belt my mates with it leaving one of them in hospital and the other with minor cuts and bruises, Old bill caught them after one of the dpey twats dropped his mobile. guess whta happened.

Went to court pleaded guilty got 3 months suspended sentance and the other one got community service. both had to pay £100 compo to each of my mates.

Justice system in this country sucks complete bollox.

 

[Robot Chicken]

surprised YOU would bring that up.

Why are you surprised? I was the one that drove Andy to the hospital and spent hours sitting up there. I was the one that drove him and the others to the station at 6am.

Stay out of things you know nothing about, that's what I say.

 

[the full harris]

Why are you surprised? I was the one that drove Andy to the hospital and spent hours sitting up there. I was the one that drove him and the others to the station at 6am.

Stay out of things you know nothing about, that's what I say.

WHATEVER mate.

I would like to say i was impressed that you stepped into the fight to try and defend your mates or that it was good of you, after waiting all that time in the hospital, to drive fumble home afterwards................................... but for some reason i can't?

 

[Robot Chicken]

I repeat, stay out of things you know nothing about.

I did try to stop the fight but Uncle Buck was pissed and WOULD NOT stop being stupid, then it kicked off and there was no way I was getting in the middle. Fatboy did and got his nose broken.

What's your hidden agenda here?

Next time they can make their own way to the hospital. Pah.

 

[CHAPPERS]

The best eatery around there is Caspians. Definitely worth the extra walk.