Ernest
Stupid IDIOT
My NEPHEW Tristram recently gave me this ABSOLUTELY brilliant IPhone cover for my BIRTHDAY, it is shaped like a GUN and when it is in my pocket it looks like I'm PACKING. I was at Stansted EARLIER in the WEAK flying out to the SUN when all of a SUDDEN I'm surrounded by the FEDS and I'm told to stick my hands in the AIR and SPREAD my LEGS.
I wondered what all the FUSS was and then one of the FEDS reckoned I was packing some HARDWARE as he pointed an AK47 in my FACE, I said it is my IPhone CASE and I can't believe they thought it was a WEAPON in my PANTS.
Anyway I'm out on BALE charged with CAUSING offence and BEING a nuisance and it looks like I could be SERVING hard time in the NEAR future.
I wondered what all the FUSS was and then one of the FEDS reckoned I was packing some HARDWARE as he pointed an AK47 in my FACE, I said it is my IPhone CASE and I can't believe they thought it was a WEAPON in my PANTS.
Anyway I'm out on BALE charged with CAUSING offence and BEING a nuisance and it looks like I could be SERVING hard time in the NEAR future.
