Swiss radio

[Dave the OAP]

theer is a war of words between the Sun and a swiss radio DJ over the ref in the eng port game.

they want people to mail him on roman.kilchsperger@energyzueri.ch

The swiss are getting a bit hot under the collar at us English

 

[SK1NT]

emailed him

 

[Dover]

Done and dusted, Dave, With the following...

Your chocolate is lovley
Your clocks run on time.
But why oh why,
Can't your refs watch the line.

 

[Northstander]

Done and dusted, Dave, With the following...

Your chocolate is lovley
Your clocks run on time.
But why oh why,
Can't your refs watch the line.

 

[SK1NT]

Done and dusted, Dave, With the following...

Your chocolate is lovley
Your clocks run on time.
But why oh why,
Can't your refs watch the line.

brilliant, i could only think of emailing abuse!

 

[Easy 10]

Your country is landlocked
Your flag has a cross
But stick to your skiing
Cos your refs are all toss

 

[Dover]

Nice one Easy 10.

 

[Northstander]

Your clocks are made of wood,
You all like eating cheese,
but when it comes to Meier
stick to ski-ing Please!!!!!

 

[Easy 10]

Your Alps are quite splendid
My cap I do doff
But your ref was a homer
Who'd just been paid off

 

[Biscuit]

sent!

 

[Eggman]

Your country is quite neutral
Your cheese has big holes
Its a shame that your ref
Has the sight of a mole

 

[Northstander]

Your clocks are made of wood,
You all like eating cheese,
but when it comes to Meier
stick to ski-ing Please!!!!!

SENT!!

 

[Dave the OAP]

Posh Spice is a slapper
She really is a minger
And when she is shagging Beckham
She has nighmares about some swiss bloke who dissalowed a perfectly good goal and now the Swiss nation are crowing about it, because they dont understand passion about football because they carry round with themsleves huge cow bells and stuff

 

[Northstander]

 

[Biscuit]

edit

 

[perth seagull]

Your country is very beautiful
Your women are quite fine
I must apologise for my countrymen
They love to have a good whine

 

[Northstander]

 

[Lammy]

There once was a ref from Switzerland
Who had an itch on his little hand
When a good goal is scored
He looked at the board
And blow up to please the fans of the home land

(Needs work...)

 

[Northstander]

There once was a ref from Switzerland
Who had an itch on his little hand
When a good goal is scored
He looked at the board
And blow up to please the fans of the home land

(Needs work...)

 

[Lammy]

I need a better second line. Other than that it's mint