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Dear Mr Prescott
Reference to Planning Application for Stadium at Falmer.
I am writing to you as a Swindon Town fan, roight? We was playing Brighton in them old play-off games last sunday, roight? Anyway they beat us one nil and they was well jammy roight, they had loike ONE shot on goal through the whole game roight, and they only bloody well scored. We had loike, THOUSANDS of shots on goal, and we couldn't bloody score! It was well unfair! Tommy Mooney, thats our best striker roight, he had loike LOADS of chances to score but those buggers from Brighton stopped him and stuff. Their goal was well dodgy roight, it loike went off the back of one of our players roight, and bloody well went in! It was so unfair. And that Leon Knight roight, he plays for em, and hes a well big cheater. Not loike our boys loike Sammy Igoe.
Anyway after the game roight, I copped one of these Brighton fans leaving the game and after i'd just jokingly said somthing loike "YOU F*CKING QUEER GAY BOY FAG!!" he only turned around and said somthing loike "One Nil to the Nancy Boys". Bloody used Irony didn't he? That was well unfair cos I don't know how to use that stuff, there was bloody jammy when we was having a go at em!
Anyway their team was all gloating and everything, loike clapping their fans after the game was over, how cheeky is that roight? And they think their in the final but there not cos were gonna beat em loike five nil down their place! Cos loike anyway Brighton is full of GAYS and i've never met one roight, but my cousin has, roight? And he says there loike well disgusting and stuff! Not loike us folk down here eh!
Anyway I hears that your loike thinking about whether to give em a new stadium and stuff and I was just writing to you to asks you to say NO! Roight?! Cos if they get a new stadium they'll all be going loike "we're so great, we're going up" and stuff and that is well arrogant! They think they're so great roight but theys not! We are great cos we've been in loike the Premiership and everything roight!
I hopes you get this letter cos the post down here aint so good roight, cos the bloke only comes round with the horse loike once a week and it takes ages to get stuff sent. Go on, say NO and me and all my family will LOVE you roight! Cheers mate!
Yours sincerely
(Note to others - You soign your name here roight?)
Reference to Planning Application for Stadium at Falmer.
I am writing to you as a Swindon Town fan, roight? We was playing Brighton in them old play-off games last sunday, roight? Anyway they beat us one nil and they was well jammy roight, they had loike ONE shot on goal through the whole game roight, and they only bloody well scored. We had loike, THOUSANDS of shots on goal, and we couldn't bloody score! It was well unfair! Tommy Mooney, thats our best striker roight, he had loike LOADS of chances to score but those buggers from Brighton stopped him and stuff. Their goal was well dodgy roight, it loike went off the back of one of our players roight, and bloody well went in! It was so unfair. And that Leon Knight roight, he plays for em, and hes a well big cheater. Not loike our boys loike Sammy Igoe.
Anyway after the game roight, I copped one of these Brighton fans leaving the game and after i'd just jokingly said somthing loike "YOU F*CKING QUEER GAY BOY FAG!!" he only turned around and said somthing loike "One Nil to the Nancy Boys". Bloody used Irony didn't he? That was well unfair cos I don't know how to use that stuff, there was bloody jammy when we was having a go at em!
Anyway their team was all gloating and everything, loike clapping their fans after the game was over, how cheeky is that roight? And they think their in the final but there not cos were gonna beat em loike five nil down their place! Cos loike anyway Brighton is full of GAYS and i've never met one roight, but my cousin has, roight? And he says there loike well disgusting and stuff! Not loike us folk down here eh!
Anyway I hears that your loike thinking about whether to give em a new stadium and stuff and I was just writing to you to asks you to say NO! Roight?! Cos if they get a new stadium they'll all be going loike "we're so great, we're going up" and stuff and that is well arrogant! They think they're so great roight but theys not! We are great cos we've been in loike the Premiership and everything roight!
I hopes you get this letter cos the post down here aint so good roight, cos the bloke only comes round with the horse loike once a week and it takes ages to get stuff sent. Go on, say NO and me and all my family will LOVE you roight! Cheers mate!
Yours sincerely
(Note to others - You soign your name here roight?)
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