Surely not in brighton -

[Saltydog]

.......


A man was stabbed in the bottom in what police are treating as a kidnapping.

All sorts of connotations......

http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/10589259.Man_stabbed_in_the_bottom_in_Brighton__kidnapping_/

 

[fruitnveg]

That's going to be a right pain in the @rse. Imagine sitting on a stab wound

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Perhaps "buttock" would have been a better way to have expressed it.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Isn't that the Italian way?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

At the bottom of the page is a drag queen doing a Kenneth Williams impression with the words 'Drag Queen jailed for planning sex session'. Are the stories related?

 

[BuddyBoy]

To be fair, it's probably the best place to be stabbed.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

To be fair, it's probably the best place to be stabbed.

Indeed. Away from major organs, plenty of flesh to absorb the impact.

 

[BHAZiggy]

To be fair, it's probably the best place to be stabbed.

I disagree. If I were forced to choose a place to be stabbed, I'd choose a hospital.

 

[Chicken Runner61]

Indeed. Away from major organs, plenty of flesh to absorb the impact.

Surely Eastern Road would be better Just by the eye (hospital)

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

I know someone who was shot in the arse. He was shot by one of our own soldiers. He was running away from the battle. Not one of our greatest moments.

 

[stripeyshark]

Isn't that the Italian way?

Yes. Don't walk near the edge of the kerb!

 

[BHAZiggy]

My brother got stabbed in the arse once. It was an accident at a chicken preparation plant. We spent weeks winding him up with music.
We played the likes of...
Cuts Like a Knife - Bryan Adams
The First Cut is The Deepest - Rod Stewart
I just died in your Arms - The Cutting Crew

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Anyone else remember when Trevor Morley pitched up at the Goldstone for a match- I think he was with West Ham at the time- having been reportedly stabbed by his wife in some sort of domestic incident.

The North Stand somewhat uncharitably sung "there's only one Mrs Morley".

 

[BHAZiggy]

We had a few Trevor Morley songs/chants.

Trevor Morley had a wife. EIEIO
And in her hand she had a knife. EIEIO
With a stab, stab here and a stab, stab there........

 

[BHAZiggy]

Anyone else remember when Trevor Morley pitched up at the Goldstone for a match- I think he was with West Ham at the time- having been reportedly stabbed by his wife in some sort of domestic incident.

The North Stand somewhat uncharitably sung "there's only one Mrs Morley".

The rumours at the time suggested that she caught him in bed with Ian Bishop. Of course, there was no evidence that it was true and Morley suspects his wife of starting the rumours herself.

 

[Dr NBC]

Isn't that the Italian way?

It's quite popular in Turkey as well.