Strawberry picking championships

[Wozza]

Just got back from the world strawberry picking championships.

A woman with no legs won it, jammy c**t.

Cheers.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Oh dear.

 

[Gritt23]

 

[Italiaseagull]

 

[MRRF 10]

 

[REDLAND]

brilliant !!

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Using this as the Joke du Jour thread then.....(and with apologies if this has been posted in the last week, I've been away);

Wife to husband, while looking at herself in the mirror;

"I look fat, old and ugly. Please pay me a compliment to make me feel better."

"Well your eyesight's f*cking spot on....."


(For those who think this sexist, simply switch roles of speakers and voila!)

 

[Safeway]

Wozza, have you ever posted anything remotely to do with Brighton & Hove Albion?

 

[Wozza]

What would you like to know exactly? The latest on the Knight injury? Whether I rate Henderson? My prediction for next Saturday? My thoughts on the new yellow away shirt?

 

[looney]

Just got back from the world strawberry picking championships.

A woman with no legs won it, jammy ****.

Cheers.

Have you ever wondered why everybody here hates you?

 

[Eggmundo]

V.Good

 

[El Presidente]

Good joke, but I thought NSC was a C*** free zone? If the mods are saying it then

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I'm not sure whether wozza (who is an NSC Administrator, not a mod) is aware that there have been complaints. I've left him to deal with them himself, but maybe they only go to El Pres, Artois, roz and myself.

 

[Wozza]

Yeah, sorry. It's not on really - especially at the top of a thread.