[Misc] Strangest Questions You Have Ever Asked A Search Engine

[Eeyore]

My latest is:

'How did people cut their toenails before scissors ?'

Lockdown, eh ?

 

[Swansman]

My latest is:

'How did people cut their toenails before scissors ?'

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

We were fiddling around with this new thing called the World Wide Web at the office (we’re an IT company) and I thought I’d look up a company we had dealings with called Swallow. It was only text in those days but it was an eye-opener.

 

[Weststander]

Can I trust the Nigerian Prince lending me USD 27,511,826?

 

[banjo]

When should I turn it on and off again??

 

[Swansman]

We were fiddling around with this new thing called the World Wide Web at the office (we’re an IT company) and I thought I’d look up a company we had dealings with called Swallow. It was only text in those days but it was an eye-opener.

The golden days of ASCII porn

 

[Gazwag]

Im sure Bozza once posted the list of items put into the NSC search engine

 

[Coldeanseagull]

I once asked a search engine what they were doing later, it replied your mum

 

[Razzoo]

Today it was can a tortoise eat a grape. They can, by the way but not loads

 

[wellquickwoody]

What happened to the Cup Final money?

 

[PTC Gull]

My latest has been “Who else has asked “ How did people cut their toenails before scissors ?'

 

[Guinness Boy]

My latest is:

'How did people cut their toenails before scissors ?'

Lockdown, eh ?

Where is Central Petworth?

Can you recommend a good Frascati?

 

[NooBHA]

My latest has been “Who else has asked “ How did people cut their toenails before scissors ?'

When I saw the OP - I was tempted But then I slapped myself and said. " Don't be so f#ckin daft " .

The answer was obviously that they used Nail Clippers

 

[Eeyore]

Where is Central Petworth?

Can you recommend a good Frascati?

If you look in Google 'Central Petworth' is mentioned a few times. It is a town, after all. And quite polarised.

I'd say the Stonemasons Inn.

Bit like central Ditchling would be The Bull, I guess.

Actually, I don't know why that's an odd question. Have you asked it before ?

 

[Eeyore]

This will become a bit circular soon.

Type it into Google and this thread will come up.