Steve Parish's.........

[Willy Dangle]

.......Dad reads book on his favorite band.

Sorry couldn't resist. Apologies to actor Tony Booth

 

[Sloe Joe]

Wish I had a haircut like Steve Parish - I'd really be top of the Hit Parade and attract all the local lassies down the bingo hall.
I'd have problems turning 'em all away.
Oooh, young man !
Demented South London tw*t.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I see it more as Prince Charming from the Shrek movies.