Southampton to become laughing stock?

[Marshy]

Laughing stock ! gonna end in disaster.

 

[West Hoathly Seagull]

He's a good man-manager, but he doesn't suffer fools (or egos) gladly.

Perhaps Newcastle Utd will come calling. What would his reaction to Keiron Dyer be?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Tip for any local journalist/fanzine, if you want an amusing, easy story try asking McGhee what he thinks about Woodward going into football. If it's anything close to what the occasionally volatile Ian Holloway said last night it will be a case of sit back and enjoy the firework display. Should be in then papers tomorrow.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I've heard Man City are to give manager Kevin Keegan and Chairman John Wardle the boot, and replace them with Sir Clive and their former chairman...or maybe that's just a Woodward and Bernstein conspiracy theory...

 

[Tooting Gull]

What, with Kevin Keegan as Deep Thr...no, let's not go there.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

So English football coaches are sooooo good that Southampton should turn down Woodward?

Yeah.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Fabio Cappello today threw his hat into the ring for the England cricket job when Duncan Fletcher calls it a day.

"I have always loved cricket," he said. "Yes, we do say in Italy it is a strange little English game that no-one understand, but these things aren't important in the modern coaching world.

"It is all about discipline and motivation. I've watched some baseball on cable, and have the general idea. We will have the great Aussies leg before goal, and win the Championships."

 

[34064 Fighter Command]

I reckon Michael Schumacher could do a job for us - what about head coach ( I'm sure he could qualify - he only has to get a PSV licence ) .................. driver.