So you've decided to be evil...

[Robot Chicken]

This was rather fun So you've decided to be evil

Here is the result:

Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Revenge

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, horrified by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the White House. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your unbreakable will, and the world will have no choice but to grant you three maidens of virtue true.

 

[NMH]

That all sounds fairly tame.

Where are them boncentration bamps ?

 

[BrightonBird]

This is me:

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a superman. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?


Stage Two
Next, you must sabotoge New York. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must tauntingly wave your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare roll his or her eyes. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life.