Sneeze and Fart

[Herm]

I have just sneezed and farted at the same time and I think its quite an achievement. Has anyone else experienced this?

 

[Taybha]

all the time,and frequently a bit of tiddle leaks out also

 

[patchamalbion]

yeah on a worryingly regular basis....and you have that split second where your wondering if anything has popped out

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

See my earlier post on another thread re: Stanmore Station ... not good!

 

[Herm]

I've got to be honest, i didn't worry if anything had come out, and as of yet I haven't wazzed myself. So bit worried for you guys. I think I was more amazed then worried

 

[backson]

My son does it all the time, he's quite an expert.

 

[Gritt23]

Yeah, do it a lot. If you are holding wind in because you are at work or something, sneezing is a nightmare because it's hard to maintain the clench through a proper sneeze.

 

[tottenhamseagull]

Nothing like a SNART is there!!

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Nothing like a SNART is there!!

Blast I've been FARZING, which is a part of the problem ...

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Nothing like a SNART is there!!

Yes there is.. a SHANK.

 

[Snoop Dogg]

Yeah, do it a lot. If you are holding wind in because you are at work or something, sneezing is a nightmare because it's hard to maintain the clench through a proper sneeze.

So true!

 

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

Well at least it was a snart and not a shart.

 

[Martinf]

But it's important to remember not to keep your eyes open when you sneeze - they will pop out! It's OK to keep them open when you fart though.

 

[Scotty Mac]

last time i did that i ended up shitting myself

 

[Lord Bracknell]

The duchess, while sipping her tea,
Enquired "Do you fart when you pee?"
I replied, with some wit,
"Do you belch when you shit?"
I think that was one up to me.

 

[hopper_182]

But it's important to remember not to keep your eyes open when you sneeze - they will pop out! It's OK to keep them open when you fart though.

Apparently its not possible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. even if you wanted too.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Apparently its not possible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze. even if you wanted too.

Have you not been watching the Falmer build webcam, 24/7? Tsk

 

[Box of Frogs]

Emitting a burp and a fart at the same time is one of my proudest achievements.

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Proud yes but that's not how the vicar or the bride saw it now is it?