Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP

*you need to read this with a deep southern drawl*
Ok, so I got me one of these here offset barbecue SMOKERS, which I'm going to use for the first time tomorrow. I got me a nice meaty rack of pork ribs, which is currently marinading in the fridge overnight with a smokey pork rib sauce, hand-rubbed in DEEP. Got me some hickory flavoured woodchip which I'll be soakin' and a-slingin' in that there firebox, along with some briquettes and charcoal lumpwood. And then I got me some kick-ass "Slap Ma Mama" sauce to paste on that there hog halfway through.
I figure it'll be needin' 3-4 hours of cooking before that there meat is just falling off the bone, infused with my redneck hickory smoke. Yes Cleetus, I KNOW I need a bowl of water in that there main chamber to keep it humid and moist, so it don't doggone go dry out on me. I ain't stoopid.
But anyone else on this here NS of C got any offest BBQ smoker tips and experience they'd like to kindly impart ?
Much obliged, y'all.