Simon Jordan - idiot.

[Tiptop24]

Just on Sky Sports News talking about the FA and moaning about the administration process. I quote the golden one "The FA need to take more control, over the finances and structure of the clubs in the football league, and start breaking eggs to make an omelette.."
Yes Si, thats right, complain on national tv about the FA not controlling financial spending when your club owes MILLIONS...nice one dickhead. :US:

 

[GYM]

Agreed

 

[Easy 10]

Did he REALLY say the FA should start breaking eggs to make an omlette ?

I like an omlette as much as the next poster (probably), especially with some grated cheese, a bit of tomato chopped in, some brown sauce and some bread and butter. But I fail to see how a tasty pan fried dairy-based light teatime snack could be brought into play when it comes to controlling the financial goings-on within a football club.

 

[Nappy thrower]

Did he REALLY say the FA should start breaking eggs to make an omlette ?

I like an omlette as much as the next poster (probably), especially with some grated cheese, a bit of tomato chopped in, some brown sauce and some bread and butter. But I fail to see how a tasty pan fried dairy-based light teatime snack could be brought into play when it comes to controlling the financial goings-on within a football club.

No mushrooms? Shame on you.

 

[Dorset Seagull]

Can confirm that he is an utter tw*t as was party to some of his business dealings in a past life

 

[Easy 10]

No mushrooms? Shame on you.

Mushrooms have their place.
But not in my omlette.

 

[Nappy thrower]

Mushrooms have their place.
But not in my omlette.

Use single cream and give it a bloody good whipping.Don't use milk and only free range eggs.I have to knock one point off for no mushrooms.It's like having a cheese burger without cheese.

 

[defrocked priest]

I learnt to make omelettes in France.

 

[Notters]

I'd hardly call it dairy based.

 

[bhafc_ross]

 

[Couldn't Be Hyypia]

I saw the interview (rant) - totally deluded man.

 

[Juan Albion]

Did he REALLY say the FA should start breaking eggs to make an omlette ?

I like an omlette as much as the next poster (probably), especially with some grated cheese, a bit of tomato chopped in, some brown sauce and some bread and butter. But I fail to see how a tasty pan fried dairy-based light teatime snack could be brought into play when it comes to controlling the financial goings-on within a football club.

Tis probably because an omelette is worth about the same as Palarse.

 

[Easy 10]

Tis probably because an omelette is worth about the same as Palarse.

Easy to beat as well.

 

[Easy 10]

I'd hardly call it dairy based.

Eggs ?
Cheese ?
Nappy Thrower and his single cream ?

You can't GET much more dairy than that.

 

[Working class pride]

Simon Jordon is a hero. He left palace in a right old mess. Invite him to Falmer and introduce him to the crowd so that we can cheer him and show him our gratitude

 

[Easy 10]

He has wrecked them good and proper, it has to be said.

 

[Pavilionaire]

If East London's finest go into administration will that be a West Ham Omelette?

 

[8ace]

Eggs ?


You can't GET much more dairy than that.

edit: Unless you meant cadbury's creme eggs

 

[Pavilionaire]

He has wrecked them good and proper, it has to be said.

You could say they've be Tango'd...

 

[trancing]

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