silly question thread

[fatfingers]

thought i would start a thread where we can post questions that maybe someone on here would know the answer to

for example : i travelled on a b&h bus the other night, why on the lower level is there red lighting on the inside on the left and white lighting on the right?

any one know?

 

[Braders]

thought i would start a thread where we can post questions that maybe someone on here would know the answer to

for example : i travelled on a b&h bus the other night, why on the lower level is there red lighting on the inside on the left and white lighting on the right?

any one know?

ones a light , the others a heater (hence its warmer on one side then the other)

edit- my guess anyway

 

[fatfingers]

cheers

i always thought the heaters came from the ducts by youf feet?

learn something new everyday

 

[Cian]

Re: Re: silly question thread

ones a light , the others a heater (hence its warmer on one side then the other)

Now thats incredibly cool but probably EXTREMELY dangerous for tall people...


Another lighting related question - do the blue lighted bogs REALLY make it harder to inject heroin? You can still see some veins...

 

[fatfingers]

not ever being a herion addict would not know
but the lights seriously f*** with your head and vision whilst pissing i find?

 

[pasty]

Most stupid question I have ever asked.....

En route to Swansea away a few years back, I actually asked "What river does the Severn bridge go over"

Mitigating cirncustances - massivve hangover at the time

 

[ManxSeagull]

thought i would start a thread where we can post questions that maybe someone on here would know the answer to

for example : i travelled on a b&h bus the other night, why on the lower level is there red lighting on the inside on the left and white lighting on the right?

any one know?

My guess would be that the red lights do not reflect on the drivers windscreen.

The white lights on the right hand side are shield behind the drivers cab and will not reflect on the windscreen.

How clever am I ?

Wait for abuse.......

 

[Digweeds Trousers]

How many pairs of sock does the average man go through a year?

f***ing hundreds. Did a big laundry hit on Sunday pm and found 57 socks............................and 4 pairs.


Unbelievable. i fell like the Prince Regent from Black adder.

 

[Seagullible]

One for Trotster

what is a pork?

 

[Muzzman]

Do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

 

[Biscuit]

Why are women more assertive and aggressive than men?

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they taste like fish?

 

[Willow]

Do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

No they don't, it's just a song. Birds are more likely to fly away if you get too close. They sense danger.

Why are women more assertive and aggressive than men?

They aren't. Think it may be just you, Biscuit.

If girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do they taste like fish?

Girls are made of flesh and blood, same as the rest of us. The fish smell is an unfortunate chemical reaction generated from somewhere inside their snatch.

Next.

 

[Easy 10]

I'm WELL thick. I once hugged a girl I fancy. My mate said to me: "I saw that warm embrace..."
"Whats a 'warm' ?" I answered.

 

[Pevenseagull]

the red light also makes spotty teenagers spots look worse, if they're with a bunch of mates they all realise that they look like shit and subsequently they don't feel so cocky

possibly

 

[scarby]

where does your 'lap' go when you stand up?

 

[dougdeep]

What noise annoys an oyster?

 

[John Dorian]

where does your 'lap' go when you stand up?

thats a f***ing quality question !!! One to which I dont have a f***ing clue to the answer !!

 

[John Dorian]

No they don't, it's just a song. Birds are more likely to fly away if you get too close. They sense danger.



They aren't. Think it may be just you, Biscuit.




Girls are made of flesh and blood, same as the rest of us. The fish smell is an unfortunate chemical reaction generated from somewhere inside their snatch.

Next.

ello statto !!

 

[Beach Hut]

How does the snow plough driver get to work ?