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Sick burps should be BANNED



Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,792
Location Location
Disgusting arn't they ?
I've just had a Chow Mein Pot Noodle washed down with a couple of pints of wife-beater. What I then thought would be a discreet and innocuous belch suddenly turned into a full blown sick-burp which brought up some semi-digested freeze dried peas and noodles from my lunch, mixed in with some thoroughly unpleasant stomach acids. The only option is, of course, to swallow. I have been left with a revolting sour taste in my mouth, and no doubt breath that smells like the back end of a dog.

After my praising of bodily functions last week in relation to bladder control, I am somewhat disappointed with this afternoons turnabout in events, and shall be writing to my MP.
 






tedebear

Legal Alien
NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
17,325
In my computer
Easy 10 said:
After my praising of bodily functions last week in relation to bladder control, I am somewhat disappointed with this afternoons turnabout in events, and shall be writing to my MP.

It has to be said that the state of the footpaths these days induce fizzing of the stomach acids - I shall join you in your letter writing also as recently, after 7 - 10 pints at my local, I've found that my journey home is increasingly gaseous - ONLY caused by the undulations in the footpaths..... this must be corrected immediately !!
 


Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,792
Location Location
Ahh, the undulating pathway home from the pub, which invariably induces an impromptu "pavement pizza". Yes, we've all been there.
 
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