Should We Be As One With The Premier League Players...

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

... and wear noise-cancelling headphones into the Amex to avoid all the BS swirling around?

When all's said and done, it's only football

 

[el punal]

I've got a lovely pair of ear muffs, marked L and R, which at a distance look the real deal in top end headphones. I am now as one with the Premier League players.

 

[Meade's Ball]

When I next make it to the Amex, to be Premier-League-player-esque, I will cover my mouth during my utterances and mutterings to a fellow Premier-League-player-esque fan. I wouldn't want the press to catch my private natterings, causing me to be fined by the FFA for commentary on whom within the opposition I believe to have the smallest, and most feeble, Johnson.