selsey - the armpit of Sussex!

[dreaming spires]

Had the unfortunate experience of visiting it yesterday. The high street has more charity shops than normal shops, whilst the inhabitants seem to back up the theory that Neaderthals haven't quite died out yet.

Mind you the webbed feet and 6 fingured hands of the locals seemed a dead give away as well! Sorry Hinch!

 

[Notters]

Sorry Sir Patrick too I hope.

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I had a fantastic few days there when I was 19. Some shitty caravan park type-thing. Got very drunk and copped off with a bird more than twice my age. It was a good time, although I guess that could happen anywhere.

So I agree, yes it is a shithole.

 

[Superphil]

You get great bargains in charity shops

 

[Icy Gull]

You get great bargains in charity shops

Depends if you want to dress 70's style and stink of moth balls

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Had the unfortunate experience of visiting it yesterday. The high street has more charity shops than normal shops, whilst the inhabitants seem to back up the theory that Neaderthals haven't quite died out yet.

Mind you the webbed feet and 6 fingured hands of the locals seemed a dead give away as well! Sorry Hinch!

That's an odd thing to say. There's absolutely NO breeding that goes on in Selsey, and certainly not any sort of in-breeding. No-one is allowed in until they are well past their 80th birthday.

 

[The Large One]

Selsey - formerly the capital of Sussex.

 

[grummitts gloves]

I thought the armpit of Sussex was Hastings, closely followed by Littlehampton.

 

[driller]

I thought the armpit of Sussex was Hastings, closely followed by Littlehampton.

Crawley must be the a-hole of sussex

 

[Fungus]

I thought the armpit of Sussex was Hastings, closely followed by Littlehampton.

Surely Sussex can have two armpits? And an a**ehole?

 

[grummitts gloves]

Surely Sussex can have two armpits? And an a**ehole?

Good point well made.

 

[Worthingite]

I was there yesterday, and I quite liked it. Nice and quiet, which was a surprise given the weather

 

[gripper stebson]

Surely if you live in Selsey and want to stick up for it your should vote 'Selsey' on Walt Jabsco's latest poll... oh hang on!

 

[dreaming spires]

I was there yesterday, and I quite liked it. Nice and quiet, which was a surprise given the weather

But you're used to Worthing to judge everything by, not Brighton and Hove actually.

Imagine those that live in Horsham or Chichester, judging selsey by their high standards.

 

[Jim D]

Had the unfortunate experience of visiting it yesterday. The high street has more charity shops than normal shops, whilst the inhabitants seem to back up the theory that Neaderthals haven't quite died out yet.

Mind you the webbed feet and 6 fingured hands of the locals seemed a dead give away as well! Sorry Hinch!

I think you'll find that Selsey is the Ars*h*l* of Sussex - and you were obviously just passing through.

 

[Worthingite]

But you're used to Worthing to judge everything by, not Brighton and Hove actually.

Imagine those that live in Horsham or Chichester, judging selsey by their high standards.

To be honest, it was refreshing not to be surrounded by babbling mindless foreign students!!! And the crazy golf at Bunn Leisure is surprisingly challenging

 

[forrest]

Dosent it have the world's biggest caravan park though?

 

[dreaming spires]

I think you'll find that Selsey is the Ars*h*l* of Sussex - and you were obviously just passing through.

Ooops the first upset selsey resident....

 

[BLOCK F]

Had the unfortunate experience of visiting it yesterday. The high street has more charity shops than normal shops, whilst the inhabitants seem to back up the theory that Neaderthals haven't quite died out yet.

Mind you the webbed feet and 6 fingured hands of the locals seemed a dead give away as well! Sorry Hinch!

You ought to walk down London Rd. in Bognor if you want to see a real shithouse street full of odd looking inhabitants.Most of them fat and/or pregnant smoking 5 fags at once,but still somehow managing to yell at their unfortunate offspring in their buggies!I won't even try and describe some of the males.

 

[dreaming spires]

You ought to walk down London Rd. in Bognor if you want to see a real shithouse street full of odd looking inhabitants.Most of them fat and/or pregnant smoking 5 fags at once,but still somehow managing to yell at their unfortunate offspring in their buggies!I won't even try and describe some of the males.

....it it's anything like selsey, there are permenant groove marks in the pavement, where they drag their knuckles.