[News] Self employed scam

[HAILSHAM SEAGULL]

There seems to be a lot of fake e-mail scams to click a link for news on the goverments help for the self employed due to the Corona virus.
Please dont fall for these scams, just block the senders and delete.
I've had three already this morning

 

[Questions]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

 

[nickjhs]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

But did it give you an unexpected thrill?

 

[WATFORD zero]

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days. Let's hope they don't use e-mail with links in them

And come on [MENTION=5306]Questions[/MENTION], spill the beans, have you got it or not ? (Or are you still waiting for the results)

 

[Icy Gull]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

Missing a trick there, they could double it up and check your prostate

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

That is going to HURT in the morning

 

[Bry Nylon]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........

Small world.



You're all clear, btw.

 

[pasty]

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days.

Mail and/or text message I believe.

 

[Stat Brother]

I had someone knock on my door last night saying they could test me for the Corona virus by sticking their finger up my arse.........


I feel so stupid now.

Your American cousin fared slightly better:-


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***sound on***

 

[Questions]

I didn't see how the Government said they were going to contact the 1.5 million at risk over the next few days. Let's hope they don't use e-mail with links in them

And come on [MENTION=5306]Questions[/MENTION], spill the beans, have you got it or not ? (Or are you still waiting for the results)

Well after the check..... I did spill the beans Watford

 

[Super Steve Earle]

Your American cousin fared slightly better:-


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***sound on***

Made me laugh- nice punchline

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

There seems to be a lot of fake e-mail scams to click a link for news on the goverments help for the self employed due to the Corona virus.
Please dont fall for these scams, just block the senders and delete.
I've had three already this morning

Tories offering to help the working man? Apart from Bishop Auckland, Blyth, Bolsover, Sedgefield, Wakefield, Workington, Stoke etc....what sort of idiot would fall for that?