Seagull Caption Competition

[eastlondonseagull]

Bag of peanuts to the funniest caption...

 

[Marc]

"NO HAROLD...DONT GET TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE!"












Hardcore Neighbours fans will know what I'm on about!

 

[Everest]

Seagull saying "Go on Archer. Jump you c**t!"

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

"NO HAROLD...DONT GET TOO CLOSE TO THE EDGE!"












Hardcore Neighbours fans will know what I'm on about!

 

[The Large One]

Seagull: It OK, you can stop peeing now, the town's full.

 

[The Large One]

Bloke: Jeez, I'm glad I've offloaded those piles. They even had grass and 'wha?' a bloody seagull in them...

 

[johnny jigsaw]

Falmer - 27th July, 2020

Bloody Global Warming!

 

[lizard]

Seagull shouts, "GO ON, JUMP YOU BASTARD PALACE FAN"

 

[eastlondonseagull]

Falmer - 27th July, 2020

Bloody Global Warming!

 

[Yorkie]

Thanks for keeping the eggs warm for me.
You're the best nest sitter I've had.

 

[Everest]

Trust you Yorkie, typical bloody housewife!

 

[eastlondonseagull]

He does look a bit devlish, that seagull...

 

[eastlondonseagull]

"Oh come on, I need some target practice."

 

[Yorkie]

Trust you Yorkie, typical bloody housewife!

I can't help it if I think like a woman

 

[upnorthnow]

Man: They'll have to call off the match, the pitch is waterlogged
Gull: Nah, we'll just bring on our sub!




.............BOOM, BOOM!!

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

eagles1 thinks going on holiday would help hide his dark secret.....he was wrong

 

[sullyupthewing]

Seagull: Sombody sitting there mate.

 

[withdeanwombat]

...... and just down there is where Paul McCartney filmed " Mull of Kintyre!"

 

[NMH]

Seagull thinksbubble "crap, I had a feeling the missus was seeing someone else, and in our lovenest "

 

[NMH]

or;

"I shoulda known, if I kept feeding Sally those frogs she'd go and kiss one of the little buggers"