The definition of most Chelsea 'fans' nailed right there.You're only partially plastic.
A proper plastic has to declare "(random successful team) till I die" and spend most of his waking (nominally sentient) hours abusing and belittling fans of other clubs on twitter by highlighting the number of trophies "his team" have won and posting "cry more" at anyone complaining about anything "his team" have done.
Of course they want it, doesn't mean that it will happen any time soon (or ever, I hope).
Some fake sponsorship deals and lawyers to argue that spending is now in line, plus the extra spend at the start was to catch up with centuries of oppression (or some such BS), plus a new villa for the investigators, and all is good.They would fail all UEFA FFP tests anyway.
Exactly. Henderson is a ****ing twat.
Is that right, he's the highest-paid player in football? I'm sure I saw a table with him at the top the other day...