Saturday joke

[Guy Fawkes]

A man goes in to his doctors surgery and asks, "Doctor, do you think I will live until I'm 100?"
The doctor asks, "Do you drink, smoke or do drugs?" The man replies, "No". The doctor then asks, "Do you like to sleep around with women, and go out partying?" The man replies, "No, I don't."
The doctor then asks, "Well, why the hell do you want to live until you're 100 then?"

 

[dougdeep]

Then what happened?

 

[Mr deez]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?




Dr Dre.

 

[Braders]

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?




Dr Dre.

 

[Guy Fawkes]

Harry is visiting his grandma. She complains about the high cost of living. "When I was a girl, you could go out with a shilling and come back home with a dozen eggs, two pints of milk, a pound of bacon, half a pound of tea and a fresh chicken."
"Yes," says Harry, "that's inflation for you."
"It's nothing to do with inflation," says grandma, "it's all them fu*king security cameras they have nowadays."