sad story

[Questions]

A primary school class of 7 year olds comes in from playtime and their teacher Mrs Smith asks : "What did you do at breaktime ?''

Sarah says, "I played in the sand pit."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweet."

She does and gets a sweet. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand pit."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a sweet as well."

Morris does, and gets a sweet too. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw stones at me and called me names"

The teacher says, "Threw stones at you ? Called you names ? That sounds like blatant and unremitting racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant and unremitting racial discrimination' I'll give you a sweet as well.''

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Recess?

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Is the moral that the Arab child is much cleverer than the others, so the teacher had to set work in accordance with his abilities? I don't get it?

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

The thing about jokes is that they're meant to be, well, you know, funny.

 

[Les Biehn]

Is that a Joke? Seems to just be a story to me and a rubbish one at that.

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Its meant to be a joke? Why didn't he say so? He said it was a story.

Hang on, I'll read it again.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's brilliant! Got any more Questions?

 

[NS Herald]

A primary school class of 7 year olds comes in from playtime and their teacher Mrs Smith asks : "What did you do at breaktime ?''

Sarah says, "I played in the sand pit."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a sweet."

She does and gets a sweet. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand pit."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'pit' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a sweet as well."

Morris does, and gets a sweet too. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at playtime.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw stones at me and called me names"

The teacher says, "Threw stones at you ? Called you names ? That sounds like blatant and unremitting racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant and unremitting racial discrimination' I'll give you a sweet as well.''

 

[Questions]

Its meant to be a joke? Why didn't he say so? He said it was a story.

Hang on, I'll read it again.





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, that's brilliant! Got any more Questions?

OK if you insist Hansy Baby..............


A black fellow and his son are on a plane heading to Africa. During the flight there is a problem, the plane is overweight. On the overhead an annoucement comes on. "We are having overweight problems so we are going to have to throw some people off of the back of the plane, we'll start in alphabetical order. Will all African Americans please stand up and move to the back of the plane". The son stands up and the father says "sit down." "Will all black people please stand up and go to the back of the plane." The son stands up and his father says "sit down." "Will all coloured people please stand up and move to the back of the plane." The son stands up and the the father says "sit down." The son then says "But dad, if we are not African Americans, blacks, or coloured, what are we?" "Today my son we are niggers''