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El Presidente

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Jul 5, 2003
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SOCCER star Wayne Rooney bedded more than 60 hookers during an 18-month obsession with vice girls, the News of the World can reveal today.

The shocking new claim comes after Rooney made a tearful confession to fiancée Coleen McGolddigger in a bid to salvage their relationship.

But it is not clear if the England star revealed the full extent of his fixation with call girls, which began two-and-a-half years ago and lasted until summer 2003.

A source close to the £25million-rated player said: "If in that time he was only going to see a hooker once a week, and I've no reason to think it's as little as that, he saw about 60 girls."

But he added: "It could easily be 100, all over the country. His favourite was a pre-op transsexual called 'Bille' who operated from Mellor in Lancashire, and has a lot of experience of f***ing over football clubs"

Last week Wayne admitted paying for sex with prostitutes in Diva's brothel in Aigburth, Liverpool—but yesterday it was claimed he also romped at another Merseyside knocking shop.

A source said: "Everyone has been going on about Diva's, but Wayne also visited the First Choice massage parlour in Bootle where he had sex with lots of different girls, some of whom were even able to write."

Earlier this week furious Coleen ordered Rooney to tell her EVERYTHING about his vice den visits.

And she demanded he dump three of his best pals, who she blames for leading him astray. The pretty 18-year-old sees her soccer star fiancé's likely move to Manchester United as a chance for a fresh start—but only if he promises to clean up his act.

However, Coleen's family have already forgiven the England ace for romping with £45-a-time hookers.

And in an exclusive interview with the News of the World, Coleen's dad Anthony said the wedding is still on.

He told us: "Wayne is a part of the family and this is not going to split them up, definitely not, cos he's worth a mint to us." Anthony and his wife Colette jetted home from a holiday in Florida on Friday.

Wayne was due to meet them yesterday for a showdown after he admitted visiting hookers at a Liverpool vice den.

But the star looked set to escape a grilling as his future father-in-law brushed off all the latest revelations. Speaking from the family's semi-detached home in Croxteth, Merseyside, Anthony said: "Coleen and Wayne are speaking to each other and sorting things out. She has agreed to meet him outside the club training ground every day dressed in fishnet stockings and a boob tube carrying seven kids under 8 years of age and smoking a couple of joints of crack to make him feel more at home"

"She is a strong girl and they are just as much in love as they were before all this came out. She never chucked her engagement ring away as a pawnbroker offered me top dollar for it. She never doubted Wayne is a typical scouser."

However last night a friend of Wayne's told the News of the World: "Coleen is the one who is wearing the trousers and the strapon in the relationship at the moment.

The friend also revealed Wayne wept as he told Coleen about his sordid romps.

" He kept saying that his favourite whore Billie kept calling him Bellotti for some reason and made him do unspeakable things, such as signing Jason Peake for £120,000"
 
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Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Biggest whore of the lot is 'tearful fiancée Coleen'. Anybody with any self-respect would have kicked the mutant retard schemie into touch on day one of the revelations. Girl's just sticking it out for the payoff now. Just another Scouser on the make.
 






Tom Hark Preston Park

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Jul 6, 2003
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Porky said:
El Presidente,
I don't know what comedy shows you have 'over 'ome, but if you are not writing for one of them. you should be.

You don't have access to the News Of The world in Ontario then? Not only is El Pres. officially not funny enough for the fanzine - even Yorkie sez so! - but he is sadly quoting verbatim from this morning's paper. Sex Lives Of The Potato Men INNIT


(Edit note: holy shit! never bothered to read all the way down to the wee small scrapings of humour right at the bottom inna Easy 3/10 stylee. Harts Shirt error by THPP :dunce: )

STILL not funny enough for the fanzine mind... :D
 
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Blackadder

Brighton Bhuna Boy
Jul 6, 2003
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kinkygerbil said:

More like (sore) Bellend! :lolol:

BTW good post EP!:)
 






Yorkie

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Jul 5, 2003
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Cereal Killer said:
4/10 cos I believed it untill the training ground part with the fishnet stockings :dunce:

You didn't spot the 'Colleen McGoldigger'? :lolol:

Come on Richie, get El Pres in, you know it makes sense.
 


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