ElderlyWilliam
Member
Ron, manager of Blue Square Division 8 side Bedrock City, has been named as the new manager of Brighton & Hove Albion.
He has been given a 16 year contract and has been welcomed to the club by the board. They say in a statement,
"We certainly have not gone for the cheap option. Ron will lead our side out at our new stadium, when we share at the Dripping Pan from 2016. We plan to see this through to the long term. A victory in the Dulux Piss Pot Trophy in 2046 is our aim and our supporters will need to learn the virtue of patience. We are fed up with them moaning. After all, what else could they buy for £441 it costs for 23 matches of dream football. Ron starts his work as of now. Get ready for the fireworks"
He has been given a 16 year contract and has been welcomed to the club by the board. They say in a statement,
"We certainly have not gone for the cheap option. Ron will lead our side out at our new stadium, when we share at the Dripping Pan from 2016. We plan to see this through to the long term. A victory in the Dulux Piss Pot Trophy in 2046 is our aim and our supporters will need to learn the virtue of patience. We are fed up with them moaning. After all, what else could they buy for £441 it costs for 23 matches of dream football. Ron starts his work as of now. Get ready for the fireworks"
